Keep your eyes peeled, your picture might show up in a hit HBO series. *Pete Davidson's friends are worried about his safety after Kanye releases video depicting Pete being kidnapped. *A supermodel claims she was kicked out of her Airbnb for being too beautiful. We learn about venustraphobia which the internet claims is a real thing describing the fear of beautiful women. *Doomscrolling!! Things in Ukraine aren't looking great today. AMC thinks you'll pay surge prices to see The Batman. Eight states are investigating Tik Tok to decide whether or not it's harmful to kids. A Jet Blue pilot was removed from an airplane before his flight and failed a breathalyzer. Two Florida kids have to go to court because they sprayed someone with Silly String. *Smashmouth has a new lead singer and Slimfast is pissed it's not him. *Is there anything wrong with ordering Door Dash from a restaurant across the street from your house? *Which celebrities do you think would hold the door for you and which would let it slam in your face? *A woman is unable to get pregnant so her sister agrees to be a surrogate. The husband would like to save money on IVF and just get things done the old-fashioned way. His wife is unhappy. *That's a wrap! Have a great day and don't forget to look up churchoflazlo on social media. We'd love to hear from you. See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!