He doesn't do it often but Lazlo really needs a couple of minutes to vent about his personal life and a company that's doing him wrong. *If you love Hawaiian Pizza, you're not the only one. It's the most popular pizza in multiple states. Lazlo is offended by this news. *A relationship expert says kissing and cuddling shouldn't always have to be a contract for sex and women online are praising her. *Doomscrolling!! Russia invaded Ukraine and it's making a lot of people around the world extremely nervous. Target is about to let you return items without leaving your car. We've got a little more info about Tom Brady's upcoming movie. Rent has skyrocketed across the country. A congressional candidate in Oklahoma has apologized for getting drunk and throwing up on teenagers at a sleepover. *Julia LOVES theme parties and she's currently making plans for an upcoming Euphoria party. Who will she be going as? The answer disappoints Lazlo. *A teacher has been suspended after an explicit video from her phone was airdropped to 200 students but she claims it wasn't her fault. *Sex questions for men that women want answered but are too afraid to ask. *Have a great day! Thanks for listening to the podcast and don't forget to say hi on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo or on Reddit r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!