Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lindsay Lohan joins Tik Tok and what was the best high school movie of your generation?

One minute you're eating leftovers and the next thing you know you're legs and fingers have been amputated. We didn't know that canned chicken was a thing when we woke up today but now we know it exists and that Slimfast eats it regularly. *Is it okay to meet the parents on a first date? What about going rock climbing? *Doomscrolling!! Putin is acting like he's ready to start a war but Biden doesn't seem scared. Queen Elizabeth has COVID but she's supposedly experiencing mild symptoms. A new dating app scam could cost you all your crypto. If you've got any old iPods sitting around, now would be a good time to sell. Hank the Tank is on the loose and he's hungry. Robbing a Goodwill doesn't seem like a great way to get rich quick. A woman is suing the LAPD after they wrongfully arrested her and kept her detained for two weeks. A family has been reunited with their dog twelve years after it ran away. *The Queen is dead? No. *That's a wrap! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and check out our website www.lazlo.church  Submit GTK questions now on our subreddit  reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Slimfast tells us all about his website and countdown clock that he created for Millie Bobby Brown turning 18

Julia is spreading fake news

All of the news you will ever need in one place

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Slimfast found a survey about what to do and what not to do for a first date

A nightmare inducing story about a kid in college that ate some leftovers

We have devastating news for Julia and Snowcone. Kanye says his new album will only be available on his Stem Player. What's a Stem Player, you ask? No idea. *Check the weather in hell, Lazlo is letting his son go to a sleepover tonight. *Doomscrolling! The parents of a 13 year-old wrongfully arrested at school are suing. You've got about ten days remaining before America's stockpile of avocados runs out. A bartender at Applebee's was attacked by a man with a meat cleaver who didn't want to show proof of vaccination. A woman tries to outrun the cops at the airport on her motorized luggage. An Ohio man was trying to find his stolen car when said car found him. A little boy is reunited with his teddy bear thanks to the hard work of everyone on social media. *Matt Stafford got blasted on twitter for walking away when a photographer fell off a stage. Not only did he not do anything wrong but we make the argument that he did the only right thing. *Ever wish you could be a fly on a wall and hear what people say about you behind your back? Well, we can't turn you into a fly but we can tell you how to look up the number of 1-star reviews you've received from Uber drivers. *It's Friday and that means it's time for more relationship advice from our old pal Bryan. *Thanks for listening. Have a great weekend and a Happy President's Day. We'll be back Tuesday. Follow us on Twitter on Instagram @churchoflazlo and check out www.lazlo.church  -Everybody Wang Chung!!! ReplyForward