Was Slimfast getting assistance for his school lunches when he was kid? We have new evidence that may help you make up your mind. *Why did we have to memorize all the state capitals when we were kids? *How long has humanity got left and what's gonna bring us down? *Doomscrolling! Is Wordle getting harder? Why are some republicans against a no-fly list for unruly passengers? Some Vegas residents believe they were slipped THC at a restaurant. Disney is introducing a new living concept and Lazlo is all in. Victoria Secret has hired their first model with down syndrome. *Slimfast is the only person in America watching the Playboy documentary on A&E and he keeps giving us updates. *What seemed really important when you were a teenager but you now realize wasn't at all? *Poor Chet Hanks. *What is the female equivalent of the guy holding up a fish on his Tinder profile pic? *We're outta here! Thanks for listening to the podcast. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and check out www.lazlo.church when you get a second. See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!