Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Some guy named Chris has a tinder profile that made a lot of people mad. Is he sexist or is this just an unfair double standard? *Julia explains why Kanye and Billie are beefing on social media. *Doomscrolling!! Apple AirTags are about to get safer. The trucker convoy doesn't seem to be losing any momentum. The Russians got caught doping again. Was Betty White a bully? Biden tells Americans in Ukraine to go home immediately. *Are you excited about the game? Who are you rooting for? *Bryan is back and he's telling us how to spot a horny dude! *Do you use emojis? Are you using them correctly? *The most uniquely searched food in each state for gameday. *Santa Claus Williams is gonna do great things in life. *Thanks for listening! Reach out to us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo @slimfast965 @theradiohag  Join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and please check out our website www.lazlo.church  Have a great weekend! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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Our friend Brian is back with another Hotttttt article

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Kanye demands an apology from Billie Eilish

Slimfast continues his search for Lazlo dog and some douche on Tinder

In today's obvious news, a new study shows that casual hookups are on the rise and dates are more likely to end with sex if the woman makes a move. *A guy is being blasted online because he lied about his height on bumble and wore lifts on his first date. *Doomscrolling! Bob Saget died as a result of a head injury? The average cost of new cars is too damn high. Dollywood University. An Instagram influencer is being sued by the state of Texas for being a crappy personal trainer. We all know ice fishing leads to ____. Why does Dave Chappelle hate affordable housing? *Let's use pizza as a metaphor for sex. Got it. Now let's use pizza toppings as a metaphor for consent. I think I got it. Now let's have a bunch of 8th graders write down everything they're into sexually on a piece of paper and then have them turn it into the teacher. Wait...  *Lazlo has a very specific definition of what constitutes admission into the mile-high club. He's also adamant about the number of participants needed to define an orgy. *What color emoji are you using? It better not be yellow. *Have a great day! Thanks for listening and please say hi on Twitter on Instagram @churchoflazlo and on Reddit r/churchoflazlo  We also have a website www.lazlo.church See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

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