Church of Lazlo Podcasts

It’s Monday! That means we get to work again! Did you do anything this weekend? If not, do you feel guilty about it. The older you are, the less likely you are to feel guilty about accomplishing nothing. *Doomscrolling! Robert Durst died in prison. Bob Saget died in a hotel. Alec Baldwin says he isn’t refusing to turn over his phone and calls the allegations bullshit. People in Brazil died when a cliff collapsed on their “leisure” boats. Omicron is going HAM on American. *Julia’s got a game for us! Guess the celebrity based on their dating resume. *Reddit asked which common survival tips are bs. I guess you’re not supposed to punch sharks in the nose. *Julia is amazed to learn about the list of aliments Slimfast has survived over the years. *Have a great day! Hit us up on Instagram, Reddit, and Twitter @churchoflazlo /r/churchoflazlo *Everybody Wang Chung!!!

​From lunchables to prison poo stories, everything is making me laugh today. *Who needs the Chipotle celebrity VIP card when you can get a taco bell subscription? *On a scale of 1-10, where would you rank yourself. If you said anything above a 5, you must be pretty damn confident. *Doomscrolling!!! Sidney Poitier passed away at the age of 94. A high school basketball coach has been suspended for being too good. A truly feel-good story about a doctor doing a good deed. A fan is suing the New York Jet and Giants because....? *Lazlo owes us a poo story and he delivers. *The hottest new trend? Humble bragging about Pretty Privilege. *Let's say you've got a one bathroom home. Let's say someone is in that bathroom. Let's say you really have to go. Let's say you have a cat. Let's say that cat has a litter box. *Have a great weekend! Thanks for hanging out with this week. We will see you Monday. If you need to get in touch with us before then, just hit us up on Instagram or twitter @churchoflazlo  -Everybody Wang Chung!!!! 

 

Everybody Wang Chung

-Slimfast

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