Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*The Improv Keith bit I forgot to post yesterday is at the end of the podcast -Snowcone

Welcome back! Glad to see everyone survived the night. We're learning that half the people on this show have a real tough time sleeping in a house alone. *We can all agree, it doesn't get much worse than those people who buy fake lottery tickets for loved ones and then get a kick out of watching their hopes and dreams crash back to earth. But where do we rank the guy who bought fake diamond earrings and real diamond earrings for his wife and then made her pick which pair to keep? *Revenge Sleep Procrastination. What is it? I'm still not certain. Just try to stay off Tik Tok when you're trying to go to bed. *Doomscrolling! It's the one-year anniversary of the Captiol party! Antonio Brown says he was fired. A family accidentally donated a cat to the thrift store and Lazlo couldn't care less. The fart-in-a-jar lady just shocked the world with the announcement of her early retirement. *Nick Wright is on the program! He welcomes back a familiar voice and gets us caught up on the Antonio Brown drama. *The hardest things for people to give up include social media and cake? *Britney Watch! Lazlo has an interesting theory about Britney Spears and it left us speechless! *Have a great day! Please follow us on twitter and instargram @churchoflazlo and head over to lazlo.church when you get time. See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

 

Everybody Wang Chung

-Slimfast

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The hardest things to give up and is Britney on meth?

Our old buddy Nick Wright calls in to talk sports

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Snowcone gets scared when he's home alone, A guy bought his wife a matching pair of fake/real diamonds, and something called revenge sleep procrastination

Today we welcome a new(ish) member to the show! Slimfast begs Lazlo to watch Macgruber. *An old show member returns! We welcome back Snowcone to the program and Julia spends a little time trying to get to know him. *Doomscrolling! The FBI is still searching for a few capitol rioters. Chicago public schools are closed for omicron and the mayor is not happy about it. Is someone using an Apple AirTag to keep tabs on you? USA is number one with COVID! USA-USA! A twelve year old graduated college and Lazlo explains why he doesn't think that's a good thing. *Are you having a midlife crisis? Here are some signs to watch out for. More importantly, a cure for the mid-life crisis has been discovered! *Julia thinks it's been way too long since we played a little GTK so let's take care of that. *Thanks for listening! Have a great day! See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Shout-out to all the delivery drivers out there! *Julia still has a stain on her reputation. *Slimfast just wants to buy you stuff at the gas station. Is that so bad? *Do adults need best friends? Lazlo says no. End of conversation. *Doomscrolling! Apple is worth how much money? We reminisce about our old crappy smart phones. Julia and Slimfast are holding on to theirs in case they're worth some serious money one day. The latest story of a missing child is one of the strangest we've ever heard. Andy Cohen is sorry, sort of. *The universally agreed upon a-hole moves just happen to be some of our favorite life hacks. *Lazlo didn't have a party on Christmas Eve and somehow it's Slimfast's fault. *Women are insecure about a lot of things when it comes to relationships. Truth is, they probably have good reason to be. *Lazlo learns about Padiddle. DId you play when you were a teen? If not, you missed out. It's never too late to try. *Have a great day! Thanks for listening! Gives us a good review and visit lazlo.church if you get a chance. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Welcome back! Happy New Year! A lot happened over the break including Julia getting locked up abroad and Lazlo showcasing his friendship skills. *Doomscrolling! It may be a new year but the pandemic is getting old. Majorie got booted off twitter. Betty White died just weeks before her 100th birthday. Drunk Andy Cohen was a bigger deal than Miley's wardrobe malfunction. Go get your moles checked. When you want a new Lincoln Navigator but all you can get your hands on is a potato chip truck. *You don't have to be in a relationship to experience romance. You'll just have to experience it alone. *Why is Julia's boyfriend mad about her hair? *Have a great day! See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Celebrate! It's our last show of the year and Lazlo is carrying around two half-empty bottles of Champagne. *Is is possible that Mr Big is not the man we thought? *Remember when we were little kids and our parents let us live by ourselves, smoke cigarettes, and ride our tricycles downtown to catch a game? Those were the days. *Doomscrolling!! I've heard of kids having snow days but not tik tok days. You can get anything delivered to your house. Eric Clapton sued a German widow and won. North Korea bans laughing. It's time to expose porch pirates once and for all! *Here's a year-end list we've never seen "Top 12 Canceled Celebrities of 2021". Remember when we were kids and teachers made us eat food out of the trash? Those were the days. *Look out world! Urban Meyer's daughter is unhappy. *Slimfast forgot to buy presents this year so Lazlo suggests that he visit some "independent stores" at the mall. *After almost twenty years, Jeriney is saying goodbye to us for the last time. She's moving on to greener pastures and we couldn't be happier for her and sadder for ourselves. There is zero chance I'd be sitting here typing this right now if Jeriney hadn't been working by our sides for all these years. Here's to Jeriney and all her future success. We love you.

 

Everybody Wang Chung

-Slimfast

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Updates on Urban Meyer, holiday shopping, and we say goodbye to an old friend