Church of Lazlo Podcasts

​The future is here! According to our research, George Jetson will be born next August. That means, if you have sex around the holidays this year, you could be George Jetson's parent! It also means we should be living in the sky and bossing around our robot maids very soon. *26% of adults say they deserve to be on Santa's naughty list this year. Also, most of us think we give ourselves the best gifts. *Do you get anxious when you look in the mirror? How about when you wake up in a buried coffin? Do you get nervous when you encounter an unknown group of teens? There's a name for your phobia. *Doomscrolling Part 1! Bannon still wears two button-up shirts at a time. Biden's approval rating is low because the cost of gas is high. We still don't have enough people vaccinated to reach herd immunity so that means it's time for COVID season pt2. If you have kids, you might be getting some more government money in your account today. Britney is free! *Did you ever get yelled at by your high school sweetheart's parents for necking in public? *Nick Wright is on the program and he's in rare form! Guess who he says is going to the super bowl this year? *Doomscrolling Part 2! A Raiders player found something on the field during the game last night. A southwest airlines employee ends up in the hospital after being attacked by a passenger. Another victim has died from injuries sustained at the Astroworld show. Need a hitman? Check out rent-a-hitman.com. *Artists often ask for volunteers to come on stage and help out with a performance but.....not like this. Not like this. *My Anonymous needs Lazlo's relationship advice but Julia says we're better off ignoring Lazlo completely. *Have a great day! Thanks for listening and please follow us on twitter/Instagram @churchoflazlo   -Everybody Wang Chung!!! 

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Hour 4 - For some reason, a botox commercial makes Slimfast cry and when it comes to this bit of advice from Lazlo, the girls are not happy.

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Hour 3 - Our good friend Nick Wright calls in to recap the weekend of football.  We also talk about the lead singer of Brass Against peeing on people.

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Believe it or not Slimfast has more news for ya!  And we use the word "new" lightly...

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Hour 2 - What do these things have in common?  Nothing.  They just happen to be some of the things we talked about in the second hour!

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Well...not so much "caught up" as "mildly informed."

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Hour 1 - Happy Monday!!  We are getting started with the tough discussions...like, are you currently on Santa's naughty list as an adult?  What?  

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Ready to belly up to the bar on a Monday?  You know we are!

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Lazlo watched the Colin Kaepernick movie on Netflix and he's gonna give us his thoughts. *Lazlo tricks his kids into thinking he's giving them money but it's all smoke and mirrors. *Jeriney found $100 bill in the hallway of her apartment building. Because she's Jeriney, she took the money to the front office and asked if anyone was looking for it. The front office finally tells her to just keep it but there ends up being a catch. *Doomscrolling! Another person has now died as a result of their injuries at the Travis Scott concert. It's almost COVID season! Today we learned Slimfast once tried to steal a sick kid's wish. A woman tries to give some flowers and money to a lion in the Bronx zoo. *What's the weirdest thing you've ever pleasured yourself to? *It looks like Britney Spears is done with her conservatorship. *Horny always wins. *Have a great weekend! Follow us on twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo  See you Monday!   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!! 

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Hour 4 - There's a lot to unpack in this hour.  We'll just let you work your way through it.

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