Happy Veteran's Day! If you see Lazlo around town, give the old, "Thank you for your service." He loves that. *Forget about breaking up, just resign. Forget about monogamy, start communidating. *Doomscrolling! The price of gas is too damn high! Some capitol rioters are starting to get some serious prison time. What is 'needle spiking' and how the hell can we make it stop? Mother and daughter each face a possible prison term of 16 years for rigging the homecoming queen vote. It's time for schools to end the practice of naked fat-testing. *She dumps you and moves out. That doesn't mean you can't keep some of her clothes around to keep you company. *Movies that were once loved but didn't stand the test of time. *Men just want to play with dolls, wear makeup, and cry at work without fear of being made fun of. *What was the best part about living in the 90's? If you answered Blockbuster, you either weren't there or you're just trying to make me angry. *Have a great day! Follow us on Instagram and twitter @churchoflazlo and check out http://www.lazlo.church -Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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