Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Yo! Everybody have a good weekend?  Is everybody here? Lazlo makes Julia a promise that almost brings her to tears. *We don't normally do this but someone has a song request and they'd like to dedicate it to Julia. *If you stop using these phrases, you'll sound a lot smarter. Does that make sense? *Doomscrolling! Was I the only person who didn't plan on dedicating my entire weekend to reading about Travis Scott? A pastor in Nashville tackled a gunman during church. A kidnapped girl was rescued because she used hand signals taught on Tik Tok for people in distress. An Oregon couple were arrested for trying to start a fight with a business owner over masks. A middle school teacher was fired for going full MAGA on her students. *Men have plenty of misconceptions about women and here are a few. *Three more toys are being inducted into the toy hall of fame this year but none of them are as much fun as bog box. *Nick Wright is on the program! If you're looking for hot takes, he's your guy. *Are you high maintenance? Here's some of the most obvious signs for men and women. *Monday's gone with the wind. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! 

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Hour 4 - Nick Wright calls in to talk sports and there are some signs that you may be high maintenance.

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Hour 3 - There are so many misconceptions that men have about women.  Let's see if Jeriney and Julia can help.  Also, there's a Toy Hall of Fame and some of our favorite toys are in it!

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Hour 2 - All of the Doom Scrolling in one place!  Plus, we get ready to learn about the misconceptions of women.

 

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We continue Doom Scrolling with Slimfast!

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We talk about the biggest news stories from the weekend.

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Hour 1 - We learn what you shouldn't say if you want to be more professional.  and Julia get's a long distance dedication!

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Bell up to the bar, grab a seat and let's get weird!

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Yo! No idea why but we kick things off asking Lazlo about his time in the slammer. It doesn't sound like much fun. *Question from the text line. A texter says her childhood friend is now a sex worker involved in BDSM. She's worried about her friend's safety and wants to know whether or not to say something. *Slimfast HATES when Daylight Savings ends. Or maybe when it starts. Whatever. Lazlo says he doesn't have to abide by clock changes. This infuriates Julia and leads to some full blown Shaq math. *Doomscrolling! Phoenix Suns owner is under investigation for creating a toxic work place. Pfizer says they now have a pill to treat people who already have COVID. The NFL has launched a full investigation into Aaron Rodgers. The Rock says he's never going to allow real guns on the sets of his movies. A high school student beat the holy hell out of an administrator. A hero dog chased off a giant mountain lion. *What's Pete Davidson's secret? *What do you never buy new? Lazlo says houses and cars are the only acceptable answers. *How do you text someone for the first time. We ended up naming this conversation, "Have you ever even been surfing." *Have a great weekend! We miss you on the weekend so reach out on Instagram and Twitter @churchoflazlo -Everybody Wang Chung!!! 

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What a day! Someone dropped off an amazing care package and it made our day! *According to new studies, men take breakups harder than women. Time for some old fashioned Lazlo advice. *Doomscrolling! Republican states are ready to sue Biden over vaccine mandates. China says the US is gonna cause a nuclear war. Did someone purposely but a live round on the set of Rust as a form of protest? What the heck is going on with Aaron Rodgers? JFK senior is alive and well and he's performing with The Stones. Apparently, bunch of people used to work for Zillow. Honey Boo Boo is back! *The official list of pet peeves everyone hates. *Reddit came up with a bunch of celebrities that nobody hates. Of course, Lazlo doesn't fully agree. *Men are weird and they talk about women's feet to often and too casually. *Do women have any fetishes? I've never heard of most of these fetishes but I'm intrigued. *Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! 

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