Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Yo! Jeriney is out today so hopefully we can figure out how to turn our mics on and put up the podcast. *Some Q followers believe JFK Jr is alive and ready to be president. *Black Friday, Pontiac G6, Starbucks, and Julia. A heart don't forget something like that. *Doomscrolling! Vaccines for kids are here. JFK Jr is not here. The Braves won the World Series. Joe Rogan got confused. A church minister has been busted trying to meet up with minors. The story of a missing California woman sounds like a John Grisham novel. *I think your turtle needs to excuse himself. *What's the most superficial reason you ended a relationship? *Julia gets us caught up with the latest Hollywood gossip. *Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!! 

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It's Tuesday and that can only mean one thing, Lazlo is real tired today. Let's all put a little pep in our step and with a bottle of this and a can of that. *Contrary to every single thing we've heard for the last eighteen months, new research suggests the isolation from the pandemic was good for us. *Doomscrolling! Man dates woman, woman has a monkey, monkey attacks child, man losses job? Want the cops to put all their resources into finding your stolen car? Tell them there was a kid in the back seat. Last crew member from the set of Rust to point fingers at a different crew member from Rust is a rotten egg. Is that a stick of dynamite in your pants or are you Jonah Falcon? Teacher of the year gives student the beating of the week. *Shake, Squeeze, and Squirt. *Gen Z has a long list of things they'd like to accomplish including doing away with IPA's. *Golden Penis Syndrome is ruining sex and dating for many women. *The 9 physical features in women that men find most attractive. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please follow us @churchoflazlo on Instagram and Twitter and check out http://www.lazlo.church​  See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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Hour 4 - Want to know what men find physically attractive in a woman?  Lazlo has a thing for knee caps and who's Shake, Squeeze and Squirt?

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Hour 3 - There are a list of things that Gen Z wants to get rid of.  There's an actual thing called "Golden Penis Syndrome"....think anyone here has it?

 

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Hour 2 - If you know, you know.

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Oh we're still Doom Scrolling, so you know it!

 

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In the first part of today's Doom Scroll we learn about an emotional support monkey and the "Pole Assasin"!

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Hour 1 - We realize that the best way to cure a hangover is to have another drink!  Also, during pandemic most people have picked up some sort of hobby.  Well...not us.

 

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Yo! How was your weekend? Watch any good football games? Did Julia win the costume context on Saturday night? *Creepy or Romantic? Getting a woman's phone number from her dog's collar and then texting out of the blue. Women say it's creepy but it's not stopping guys from trying. *Doomscrolling!!! Alec Baldwin spoke to members of the media. A bus driver was fired for leaving a five year-old on the bus. The mayors of St Louis and Kansas City met to discuss gun violence but their meeting was interrupted by gun shots. A mom fights of an intruder as he lunged towards her kids. Southwest Airlines is investigating reports that a pilot made an ant-Biden remark of the plane's PA. No reports of poison candy or apples with razor blades but one Portland neighborhood found something almost as bad in their candy bags. *The time Lazlo bought a couch for his basement but accidentally sent it to a girl he'd been seeing. *Signs that you​'re upper class. *Tinder for dogs is real and it's successful. *A California sheriff posted an instructional video about how to search your child's room. *Some people lie less than others but we all lie and these are the specific lies we all tell. *The most overpaid jobs in the world are not overpaid at all. *Bam! Good to see you today. Can't wait to do this again real soon. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! 

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Hour 4 - A sheriff shows the internet how to search your kid's rooms.  We all tell a few little white lies, right?  And, what jobs are paid too much?

 

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