Zach, Amin and Mayes are detectives at the rainiest precinct in all of Los Angeles, hot on the trail of a serial killer called the Family Man.

Or are they the Glimmermen, former CIA operatives with a preternatural ability to identify Russians, hot on the trail of their former handler?

No, actually they're Steven Seagal, showing up in his own wardrobe, 2 hours late, after restocking on powdered deer penis in Chinatown.

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