It's week two of Jane's cold. Jen Hayward is trying to stay healthy. Is beef or chicken the better option? And are you ingesting enough helium?

Isn't it nice to go from ridiculously cold to normal cold temperatures?

Let us bask in the relative warmth as we enter 2018!

NO STAR WARS SPOILERS. Fear not. For fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering.

Jane cleans the annoying parts of 2017...out of 2017.

If 2017 were on Yelp, no one would darken its door.

Consider avoiding holiday eating remorse the way you should avoid the malls on Saturdays. Both lead to insanity.

Keep off the web, avoid the "sales", cut down on the boozing, trim redundant government employees and stop policing free thought in institutions of learning. IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR.

The holiday season has begun. In what new ways will we annoy each other this year? WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?!?!?

Warning: Some DISCUSSION of birthday suits

What's your favourite snack food? Ready to fight over it?

There might be better things to fight about ex: human rights and the minimum wage!

Some of you are colour blind. And it has Jane seeing red.

Okay, seriously. We can all stop talking about Halloween...after this episode.