Jane messed up her make-up this morning, that counts as a "The Joker" costume, right?

A Halloween apple to counteract all the sugar.

Halloween is just around the corner. But here's some early goodies. Hope you like energy drinks, roof pizza, off road dirt and yeast.

Trick or treat!

Allay your fears, good listeners. One sumptuous feast of Thanks will not ruin thy figure.

But just in case...laughing burns calories.

Listen up before you pick a Halloween costume...or buy a truck, eggnogg, go to Ikea, or move to Prince George.

Grandma Jane blames Millennials for all the world's woes.

(Don't tell her she technically qualifies as one).

Jane is revelling in the continued success of Queen Atwood.

So, we delve into some women's issues (not really at all). Dawn Dumont dispenses $ advice, Nikki Payne tells Americans to stay out of NS, then it's Clinton VS Swift before we discuss iPhones.

Jane is plagued by a certain horror movie currently in theatres. Maybe talking about Emojis, The Baroness Von Sketch Show, Because News, children on the first day of school and the mighty Canadian Moose will distract her.

We've got three more weeks of summer! Make the most of them!

By binge watching, using virtual reality, camping, and carpooling.

(It'll make sense in the episode)

Canadians love Kijiji, some products cost more...if you're a lady, Vinyl is an inferior product, and the Alt Right can't get a date.

Get a better deal on your next haircut, receive your choice of baby or dog, get rid of those needless REPLY ALL emails, and learn some real Canadian 'values'.