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Hello Confident Bottoms! This week Zach is living his best/worst life in NYC while Kelsey has stayed in LA to help save the world 🌎 🥹 That’s right, DEMOCRACY AS WE KNOW IT is on the ballot this year and Project 2025 should have you pumped to vote blue (do it while you still can!!)
This week Kelsey gives Zach her favorite (in a bad way) Effed Facts about the medical gender gap while Zach dishes about his new lover (this pod has range, people!)
Kelsey got an abortion and WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IT bc abortions are health care )and much more common than you may think) 😎 Find out all about Kelsey’s whole experience while Zach tries desperately to make the episode about him 🥰🥰
Aaaaand no, we’re not kidding 🫢 This week Kelsey recounts the blacked out moment she found out she was with child and answers alllll the questions that come with her teen pregnancy (plus Zach makes some v inappropriate jokes).
40% of pregnancies worldwide are unplanned. Women around the world have unwanted pregnancies, and for various reasons, may decide to have an abortion. All women, regardless of race, class, religion or geography deserve access to safe abortion.
ABORTION RESOURCES:
Your Rights: ReproductiveRights.gov
Text for after-abortion care: https://exhaleprovoice.org/
Safe 2 Choose: https://safe2choose.org/
Free Abortion Legal Counsel: https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/contact-the-helpline/
This week Kelsey and Zach talk about the rules for giving out your number to strangers, hooking up with exes, and answer YOUR dating related questions 😍😍😍
Wooooohooo this one went off the rails yall!! Kelsey and Zach talk PRIDE plus get to the bottom of gay dating and the curse that is migraines 😣 And our girl Tiana makes her CONPOD debut!!!!
This week Kelsey and Zach talk about how to be there for a friend who’s decided to get an a******n 🤗 PLUS Zach deletes Grindr (🤯) but has Grindr deleted Zach?? You gotta listen to find out babe!!
This week Zach tears Kelsey a new one over the word “best” while Kelsey smears that hole with manuka honey 🍯 PLUS Zach quits grindr in an effort to help Kelsey restart her stand up career
This week Kelsey tells Zach all about her very cool experience at the ren faire while Zach dishes about his budding friendship with the one and only girth master 🤯 PLUS we discuss millionaire behavior and why we always choose bears over men 🧔🏻♂️🐻
This week Kelsey finds out (the hard way) that gay men don't blow up their booties every time they have anal while Zach contemplates his possible seggs addicktion 🫢 PLUS we call Kelsey's mom to see if she has any regrets when it comes to momma-hood 👼🏼
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