Trump hides behind new walls as his poll numbers plummet cowering in a fortified castle as people protested racial injustice in the U.S. The orange fascist bizarrely evoked George Floyd to celebrate what is probably a manipulated jobs report. We played crazy clips of a lunatic, fraudulent Christian prophet who described a whacked-out nightmare of a demon delivering a message about George Soros (drink). Democratic candidate Joe Biden regained a lead in polls over the Rapist-in-Chief. A Buffalo thug cop was suspended without pay for cruelly pushing an old man over. Dimwitted Jeebus load Rick Wiles blathered a torture fantasy involving a rounding up of liberal activists. An extremely racist Trumpalo threatened folks with a chainsaw in Texas. A not-so-brilliant candidate for Florida State Senate claimed his mother spoke in tongues when she saw the tang colored genital grabber's photo op at the church across the way from the White House. Alabama law enforcement is investigating a cross burning. The DC Mayor ordered "Black Lives Matter" painted on street in front of the White House, and also named the road "Black Lives Matter Plaza." Hackers jammed police scanners in Chicago with the legendary internet viral tune "Chocolate Rain." A deranged Catholic brain surgeon and evolution denier mouth-puked nonsense about atheism and the coronavirus. Finally, woman-hating, anti-choice activist Dave Daubenmire wrongly declared "racism is made up."

Rudy Giuliani went bonkers in his lair. Former Chief of Staff John Kelly threw support behind Mattis' rebuke of fascist Donald Trump. The Crabs mused over the identity of the secret security forces that popped in Washington D.C. Senator Lisa Murkowski offered a tempered denouncement of Man-baby's military threat upon the American people. Retired Marine General John Allen condemned Shitler's attacks of the protesters saying it was the beginning of the end of the American experience. Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick blathered some crap about the country needing to return to JEEBUS to heal. Speaking of the Republic of Texas, a GOP official in the regressive state heartlessly suggested George Floyd's death was staged and the lunatic also mumbled mouth-garbage about mind control. A violent racist MAGAT pulled a gun on a protester in Newport Beach, CA. Also, in the category of "Trump's America," a bigoted nimrod headbutted an African American man at McDonald's and inexplicably called the cops for back-up? Finally, Ukraine found zero evidence to support accusations of wrongdoing by Hunter Biden regarding Burisma.

Steve King lost his primary in Iowa and the air was instantly sweeter. DC cops decided to "kettle" peaceful protesters to get their authoritarian sadism on. Adult President Obama held a town hall about racism in America. New York thugs in blue and National Guard came out hard on peaceful protesters and journalists. Man-baby lied when he said he fled to the White House bunker during the protests to inspect it. A poll showed most Americans support the protesters and disapprove of the orange loser's response. Defense Secretary Esper changed his story regarding the Rapist-in-Chief's photo op at the church across the way from the White House saying he wasn't aware the Creamsicle Czar was going to bizarrely pose with the Bible. The Crabs offered mad props to the DC hero who opened his home to upwards of 50 protesters fleeing angry, sinister law enforcement orcs.

Tin pot Trump teargassed citizens for a photo op. St. John's church said clergy was gassed to make way for President Man-baby's fascist stupid pic where the Rapist-in-Chief clutched a Bible with his tiny authoritarian grabbers. Shitler minion Hope Hicks was behind the misguided crazed Kodak moment. Fat Nixon mouthpiece Kellyanne Conway poo-poo'd religious leaders that spoke out against the hateful orange load. RWNJ twit Rick Wiles rejoiced over The Donald's dumb church photoshoot. Our whack POTUS demanded the military begin staging around D.C. to quell George Floyd protests. Minnesota AG Keith Ellison took control of the case against the murderous thug cop that lynched George Floyd. The Virginia Governor refused to send the Tang wanker national guardsmen. Protests were held in Paris and all over the world against racial injustice in the U.S. Trump bootlicking life coach Brenden Dilley was exiled from social media and of course, the conserva-jerk just created another account for his crap.

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Trump hid in a bunker while protests raged. China trolled the Trump administration over the treatment of protesters rallying for justice for George Floyd. Russian state media encouraged Shitler to let protests continue in an effort to scare white people into voting for the orange fascist. A Kentucky Police Chief was fired for police officers for not having their bodycams on during the shooting of David McAtee, a black man, in west Louisville. A lunatic Sheriff in the middle of Florida praised gun owners and then reminded them they could shoot looters. MAGAT bootlicking broadcaster Brenden Dilley said he was eagerly awaiting fascist Daddy's go-ahead for gunning down protesters. George Floyd's medical examiner's report wasn't factual and took into account irrelevant circumstances surrounding his death. GOP load Senator Tom Cotton got rock-hard over possible military deployments to protest sites. Florida crap Rep Matt Gaetz was slammed for promising to have Antifa hunted down like "terrorists in the Middle East." Fired Inspector General Steve Linick was cleared regarding a leak investigation. A federal judge upheld an expanded absentee ballot law.

George Floyd's killer was finally arrested. A CNN crew was also arrested by Minneapolis cops cuz black. A Trump tweet saying "when the looting starts, the shooting starts" was hidden because it glorified violence. RWNJ d-bag Gordon Klingenschmitt and conservative wanker Josh Bernstein wondered why George Floyd protesters weren't also protesting Planned Parenthood. Spain's government did right by its people by committing to a guaranteed basic income. We learned nearly half of all tweets regarding the coronavirus are from bots. MAGA life coach Brenden Dilley has moved on to the inevitable accusation that George Floyd's death was a false flag or maybe a psy-op plan. GOP loser DeAnna Lorraine lamented she may lose her dumb social media accounts for speaking the truth and is also worried she might be "suicided." A Minnesota diocese went bankrupt after paying off numerous sexual abuse lawsuits. Atheists settled a lawsuit involving a Big-Brothers mentor force-baptizing their child. In other Faithless Friday news, Wisconsin wanted an atheist couple to lie about their non-religiosity on their marriage license.

Even the National Police Union condemns George Floyd's murder. Trump's dumb exec order regarding social media got signed. The National Guard was called to respond to the riots in Minneapolis. A racist Mississippi Mayor decided to speak out in support of the murderous cop that killed George Floyd. According to a brilliant piece in The Atlantic, President Man-baby is the least manly POTUS ever. Pennsylvania Democratic legislator Brian Sims unleashed a well-deserved, profanity-heavy tongue lashing upon Republicans for keeping their COVID status secret from Dem lawmakers. A racist was jailed for threatening an immigrant coworker with a shotgun. A "Karen" in Pennsylvania harassed a dude on an electric bike on his way to a doctor's appointment. A Swiss brothel released a variety of sex positions that supposedly offer participants less exposure to coronavirus. An OAN reporter asked the crappy Press Secretary an insane question about the death of MSNBC's Joe Scarborough's former colleague in early 2001. Fecal plume Josh Bernstein blathered Muricans should use the 2nd Amendment to protest stay-at-home orders.

Trump is threatening social media for fact-checking his lies. Coronavirus in the U.S. passed the 100,000 mark in under four months. Thugs in blue in Minneapolis fired tear gas and rubber bullets at citizens protesting the murder of George Floyd. An appeals court ruled in favor of social media companies, Google and Apple in an anti-conservative bias case. The country has been warned to brace for rolling blackouts in the summer months when many Americans could be in quarantine. A lunatic anti-lockdown protester called for the death of Democrats. RWNJ Brenden Dilley gives zero craps about being factual. A married youth pastor got arrested for faking his own kidnapping in an effort to cover up a dalliance with a male hooker that went super wrong. A hammer-wielding Deplorable was arrested for threatening an Ecuadorian couple she thought was Mexican. Yet another whacked-out bigoted Trumpalo made the news when she screamed at an Hispanic family for playing Latin music at a picnic.

We had yet another headline about yet another black man murdered by cops, and the Minneapolis police quickly fired the thugs that murdered victim George Floyd. A New York racist woman called the police on a black man, falsely crying he was threatening her, and "Central Park Karen" ended up losing her job as well as her dog.  The husband of a deceased Joe Scarborough aide called on Twitter to delete the lies Trump keeps posting about the 2001 death of his wife. White House spokes-troll Kayleigh McEnany went full Trump nut on a reporter asking about Shitler's made-up statements about the Morning Joe host. Also on Twitter, the platform added a disclaimer to President Man-baby's tweets about mail-in voting. The Crabs learned about the crazy corporate Trump-ster owner of one of the Michigan dams that recently broke. One of Donald's evil minions actually said out loud he thought we had enough "human capital" to weather the pandemic. Alabama continues its rocky opening with a spike in COVID-19 cases and lots of "freedom" lovers crowding Gulf Shore beaches.

Biden's "You ain't black" gaffe ignited oh so many douche chills. Dick-tater Trump commanded houses of sky-god worship to reopen.  We learned tons of dittoheads and moronic Republicans believe philanthropist Bill Gates is dying to implant a microchip in their starfish. An Old Testament Texas mayor blathered women can't lead prayers at Jeebus temples. The malaria drug the rapist-in-chief was hawking makes the coronavirus even more deadly. A herd of open-carry Texas loons has threatened violence upon a Texas Sheriff. UK Christian wankers lost a stupid legal battle to ban an abortion pill. Professional load and Ark Encounter Poohbah Ken Ham announced no masks or social distancing will be required at his infrequently attended theme park. FBI Director Chris Wray ordered an internal review of the Mike Flynn case. The Governor of Michigan extended stay-at-home orders through June.