Our conservative SCOTUS from Hell is gunning for all that is good. The crappy Supremes gutted the EPA’s power to fight climate change. The court did allow Biden to end the era policy, “remain in Mexico.” Vile Justice Thomas cited a debunked claim about stem cells and how vaccines are made from aborted children. An adult judge offered Floridians seeking abortion temporary relief by blocking a 15 week ban. Man-baby poo-poo’d the testimony of Cassidy Hutchinson to the Select Committee investigating the insurrection by saying she was mad because he didn’t offer her a gig in Mar a Lago. Podcaster and science denier Joe Rogan endorsed wanker Ron DeSantis for President in 2024. Fascist Putin moob-shamed leaders at the G7 after UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson suggested everyone getting naked. Actor and under-medicated Jon Voight called for Biden’s impeachment. Cretin Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene called crapped on NATO and then blathered dumb crap about Russia. The Senate President in Colorado rolled out legislation to legalize magic shrooms!

Trump wanted to join his insurrectionist rioters at the Capitol. We also learned from the testimony of Mark Meadows’ former aid Cassidy Hutchinson that Shitler hurled his dinner upon The White House kitchen’s wall after hearing Barr proclaim there was no fraud in 2020. The select committee concluded the late June hearing by hinting witness tampering might be afoot. The VP bizarrely walked back a statement about her 2024 election plans. The criminal AG of Texas promised he would re-examine Texas sodomy laws. R Kelly got 30 years for his horrifically evil sex trafficking/ dungeon crimes. The czar of Florida is closing in on man-baby in 2024 election polls.  Am indicted election fraudster got 1/3 of the vote in a Colorado GOP primary. Raphael Warnock increased his lead over former baller and bigly liar Herschel Walker. Another wave of Rona is coming. Also, there’s a gross pig-passed virus making the rounds in corporate styes. None of the “most live-able cities” are in the US.

Time for Satanist and Muslim teachers to start praying on school sports fields. The January 6th Committee teased the Crabs with an impending bombshell potentially involving Eric Trump. Crappy SCOTUS Thomas wants to make it easier to sue media companies for slander. The Czar of South Dakota said doctors who perform abortions will be targeted for prosecution. Television and radio personality Howard Stern said he may run for POTUS so he could pack the court. A FedEx delivery person scrawled an anti-choice message on a package but then a progressive colleague fixed it. The lawyer representing the Shop Right employee unjustly charged with assault after patting Rudy-the-Farter on the back proclaimed his client’s innocence. MRA load Nick Fuentes said only people who serve JEEBUS should be politicians evidenced by Roe getting overturned. A Congress person from Illinois accidentally thanked Shitler for all he’s done for “white” life. There's a new super STD strain that’s difficult to spell.

Obviously some radical religious SCOTUS judges perjured themselves in their hearings.Justice Clarence Thomas wants the court to go after marriage equality and contraception next. The nearly strung up Mike Pence called for a national ban on abortion following the Supremes’ ruling. Rapist President Donald Trump also called for a national ban on abortion. Sad senators Joe Manchin and Susan Collins pretended to feel betrayed by the ruling. The retail store Patagonia said they would pay the legal costs for any employee arrested daring abortion protests. Conservative religious wankers have their nether regions in a dither over Christian nationalism. AOC shredded Marjorie Taylor Greene on Twitter over stupid crap the dimwitted loon from Georgia said about forced birth protests. Former fox foo Glenn Beck  carried on about California and New York becoming abortion mills. Another FOX load Stuart Varney complained about the morals of corporations that have offered to pay travel expenses for employees seeking abortions. Human cosplayer Jesse Watters said the outrage over the killing of Roe was overblown.

The Feds finally started executing search warrants on Trump’s sedition toadies. Federal agents also seized the Nevada GOP Chairman’s phone as part of an investigation into the fraudulent electors. SCOTUS crapped out a crappy decision about a New York gun control law. The highest court also got away with cop’s having to read Miranda rights. America’s confidence in the Supreme Court has never been lower. Universal healthcare would’ve saved many that died during the pandemic in the U.S. Filthy rep Matt Gaetz groveled for a pardon spanning throughout all of time. Trumpkin Rep. Lauren Boebert will have to find a new home for her gun-themed restaurant since her landlord kicked her out. Trump has been rage-watching the January 6th hearings. The largest Burmese python ever was nabbed in Florida. A senatorial candidate pulled an political ad that advocated the hunting down of “RINOs.” For the first time since the Civil War, all the planets in our solar system have aligned.

GOP seditionists tried to foist fake elections into the electoral certification. Election workers Shaye Moss and Ruby Freeman recounted the hell they went through after being targeted by Trump over lies or election fraud. Profoundly dumb Senator Ron Paul tried to play a part in the Big Lie by offering to ferry alternate electoral votes to the Senate. Republican January 6th Committee member Adam Kinzinger and his family have received tons of violent threats from MAGATS. The Democrats are divided over how to make gases prices lower. Polio has been found in UK crap. Brexit has been horrific for the Britains. Dominion Voting Systems got the go ahead to bring a defamation lawsuit against Fox. Religious wanker Todd Starnes returned to the podcast spewing lies about Trump supporters physically beaten by progressives in 2016. A toothless gun control bill was passed by Congress. An Uvalde officer was restrained by fellow coos and not allowed to rescue his wife, one of the teachers killed by the gunman. Chicago piggies are no longer allowed to chase non-violent suspects on foot. A growing percentage of higher earning workers have been living paycheck to paycheck. Former Florida gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum was indicted on fraud charges related to a campaign fundraiser.

Hate-filled American religious zealots are driving a huge increase in atheism. The Governor of Montana dined in Italy to while his constituents drowned. Vince McMahon stepped down from the WWE after news broke the former wrestling CEO involved in a sexual assault scandal involving hush money. Beto has gained on Abbott in the Texas gubernatorial polls. A House Democrat righteously called for SCOTUS Thomas to resign. A lawmaker in the UK called out his government for illegally pulling out of an agreement related to Brexit.  GOP demon John Cornyn was booed after signing a very modest gun control bill. Mexico is preparing for a wave of Americans seeking abortion after Roe is gone. GA senatorial candidate Herschel Walker told sleepy Ben Carson celebrities should stop telling us not to do things. Wee Kenneth Copeland wrongly reminded us vitamin C was a COVID cure and then the god-bot blessed his flock via public airwaves. A JEEBUS freak said childbirth will make you hate gay people. A Trumpist running in South Carolina blathered grooming and indoctrination should be punishable by death. The idiot leader of the Patriot Front complained about his arrest and jailing for attempting to attack a pride event.

Herschel Walker children are popping up like weeds. The January 6th Committee said they’d demand communications about the insurrection between Ginni Thomas and her husband. Trump called Pence the “P word” which upset Ivanka. Shitler waddled out on Truth Social and demanded equal time to lay out his case of how he actually won in 2020. EGOT actor James Earl Jones will once again voice Darth Vader in a Star Wars series. Pillow fascist Mike Lindell on Bannon’s gross podcast that Walmart was stabbing him in the back by refusing to carry his pillows. Czar DeSantis accepted the endorsement of tech ghoul Elon Musk and then thanked him in the form of a racist quip. Mega loon prophet Kat Cerr announced all Jews accept Jesus right before they croak. The Crabs learned all about a turd that who organizes anti-Muslim hate groups in different communities.

GOP reps are scrambling to explain their strange Capitol tours on the day before Trump’s coup attempt. Representative Loudermilk was busted on camera giving tours to insurrectionists. Shitler released a rambling 12 page response to the hearings about January 6th. Former baller, current creationist and Georgia Senatorial candidate Herschel Walker has a secret love child and also lied about being in law enforcement. Subpoenas have been served in a probe into a breach of Georgia election systems. Blotch Nazi Bannon called out former AG Bill Barr for his testimony to the January 6th Committee. The weighty fascist insurrectionist was also disappointed by a judge who refused to dismiss a case brought against him. The wee brained Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene blamed a make believe tampon shortage on transgender folks. The Canadian military hired a humanist chaplain.  A bunch blow hidden amongst bananas was mistakenly delivered to a grocery store  Big-time author James Patterson  blathered ignorant crap about straight white writers having a tough go at it. The Crabs reviewed a ridiculous luxury world travel package with Disney priced at 110 K but you must share a hotel room. in men’s bathrooms for trans people.

Today’s Jan. 6th committee hearing was all about inebriated Rudy Giuliani. Trump conned his minions out of 250 million bucks over an election defense fund that didn’t exist. Don Jr.’s mate, Guilfoyle was paid 60k for a two minute speech at the rally prior to the riot. In Idaho, a plot to violently disrupt a pride event by the evil Patriot Front was foiled by the FBI. The vile GOP in South Dakota threatened to fiddle with their referendum system in an effort to subvert the will of voters. During the hearings, Bill Barr dissed and then laughed at the doc, 200 Mules. The Crabs reviewed a plan to replace some cops with mental health professionals. We played 911 calls from Karens and Kens regarding a first amendment auditor holding a sign with Joe Biden’s face on a giant wang.