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https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/552308-former-desantis-staffers-form-support-group

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/552287-lindsey-graham-gop-cant-move-forward-without-president-trump

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https://nypost.com/2021/05/07/missouri-house-approves-push-to-create-rush-limbaugh-day/

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GOP team fascism thinks Liz Cheney is a RINO. Big pharma is complaining about the vaccine waiver. Scientists said the whole planet needs the coronavirus vaccine. The cruise industry asked for volunteers for their first foray back to sea during the pandemic and they aren't requiring all passengers be vaccinated. Radicalized lunatic Coach Dave Daubenmire declared America racism-free but then proclaimed the white Christian male as the most oppressed. COVID 19 hastens the onset of diabetes. A Georgia Sheriff's Deputy was caught on camera bragging about beating a black man. In Florida, the building Trump Plaza is now just The Plaza. An intern who accused a state rep of rape has been the target of a hate campaign lead by evil Republicans. A civil rights group sued Death-Santis over a voter suppression bill. A creepy conservative unknown entity launched an assault upon the civil rights of the LGBTQ community in Mesa, Arizona.

 

The Trump cult is squealing over Facebook keeping Trump banned. Biden issued a vaccine patent waiver. Former crappy AG Billy Barr might be in trouble over the fraudulent memo to Congress he issued about the Mueller Report. The Crabs learned of a second Steele dossier. Trump won't pay Rudy G.'s legal bills. Man-baby went after GOP loads Liz Cheney, Mike Pence, and Cocaine Mitch during in a classic moment of Trump-Festivus. Disney issued a mask order for their theme park despite Governor Death-Santis banning mask requirements throughout the state. A student was bitten by a rattlesnake during recess. Hitler liked to be peed upon by people related to him sometimes. People like America better since Biden moved into The White House.

Why is Bill Gates getting divorced the top headline everywhere? Apple and Amazon made crap tons of cash while Americans died from COVID. The Pfizer vaccine was approved for kids. Florida Governor DeathSantis of the gun-shine-state lifted all coronavirus restrictions. Scads of cops are vaccine-hesitant. Lunatic jeebus wanker Rick Wiles blathered something idiotic about how the coronavirus vaccine an agent of genocide. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell said he was disappointed in Newsmax because they apologized to Dominion. Cindy McCain said the Arizona recount was ludicrous. Colorado woman was killed in a rare bear attack. An elderly paddleboarder escaped a shark attack. The cops took a python into custody without killing it. The Crabs previewed the new Marvel shows. Scientists discovered the party drug molly was excellent for treating PTSD.

Republicans are attacking reproductive rights in 46 states. Biden won't rule out requiring the troops to get the jab.  Joel Greenberg implicated homie Matt Gaetz in a written confession saying he watched the rep have sex with a minor. In Israel, a deadly stampede claimed many lives at a sky-god event. Feds served warrants in Alaska in an effort to recover Pelosi's laptop nicked during the siege on The Capitol. Loon RWNJ Michele Bachmann blathered mouth-garbage about Biden's recent address to the country. A GOP mayoral candidate said a bunch of homophobic crap and even referred to gay people as things. Jared Kushner's company had the book thrown at them for being a criminally negligent slumlord. Havana syndrome struck DC near the White House. Dirt-bag-Duggar was hit with a bunch of child pornography charges. Some a-hole Catholic bishops threatened to withhold the sacred wafer from Joe over his pro-choice position. Republican oaf Newt Gingrich was super upset because the gay pride flag was being flown at US embassies.

Repugnant Republicans can't even applaud reducing child poverty as shown at President Biden's first address to congress. Former Shitler attorney Michael Cohen predicted Rudy G. was singing and mos def flipping on man-baby. Coronavirus has been spreading amongst horses. The CDC said not nearly enough Americans are getting the jab. A-hole hackers have attempted to disrupt the vaccine supply chain. Lin Wood said some wild crap about roaming he White House searching for Biden. RWNJ Infowarrior Alex Jones claimed he was responsible for shaping Tucker's worldview. Chicago will roll out Vaxx-Pass so only vaccinated folk can go to concerts. A fire chief was put on administrative leave for saying racist garbage. Child abuser Josh Duggar landed in an Arkansas jail. Unfortunately, a Trumparilla boat parade happened. Man builds a poop wall in retaliation over a property dispute with a neighbor. Wanker Joe Rogan tried to walk back his anti-vaxxer blatherings.

Professional GOP clown Rudy Giuliani's home and office were raided by the Feds. President Biden has been playing Robin Hood along with a merry band of followers. Hate crime legislation in Georgia named for the late Ahmaud Arbery was passed. Lin Wood blathered a threat to the South Carolina GOP Chairman which included a mention of Lindsey Graham. Dr. Fauci said lug head Joe Rogan was incorrect to tell young people to not get vaccinated. In Brazil,  coronavirus vaccine doses from Russia turn out to be the cold virus. Oregon is in the middle of a COVID surge. Shitler hasn't adjusted to his post-presidency life. Treasure hunters have been searching for a buried Nazi brothel filled with golden booty. Songbirds have been mercilessly assassinated by domesticated outdoor cats as witnessed by the podcast team on a recent intern walk.

We finally have adults running the Justice Department, as the DOJ announced an investigation into Louisville police practices following Breonna Taylor's murder. Nobody watched the Oscars. Coronavirus has been surging in India and people are dying in the streets. The most elite sex club on the planet announced their reopening and they’re fully booked. Rocket scientist Elon Musk mentioned plenty of people will perish on Mars missions. Faux News published lies about John Kerry’s dealings with Iran. Rick Santorum blamed America Indians for lack of their influence in US culture. Florida is about to release mutant mosquitoes, what could go wrong? Ammosexuals are super sad over bullet shortages. A priest spreads coronavirus misinformation to his flock.

Clownish GOP Senator Ron Johnson thinks people don't need the COVID-19 vaccine. Coronavirus numbers have been rising worldwide. Christian wank-prophet Johnny Enlow claimed Trump is on assignment from sky-god to take down Soros and the deep state. The ultimate conservative snowflake complained about Disney's woke culture and then blathered about the log flume being disassociated with the racist Disney flick Song Of the South. A vaccine for malaria advanced in trials and has met WHO goals. A monster pastor attributed Jeffy Falwell's pool person shenanigans to Satan. Nevada decreed brothels could reopen and the oldest business has been booming. A crooked creationist attempted to sue the government for half a billion over an arrest and jail sentence for tax evasion. Progressives in Connecticut got rid of religious exemptions for vaccines. A radicalized preacher called for Christians to take the country by force. Arkansas said no to creationism in the classroom.

GOP performance artist loon Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to debate AOC on climate change, which is freaking hilarious. The Crabs discussed the upcoming trial that stood by and did nothing as George Floyd was murdered. In Israel, a missile defense system failed. The Pope announced a month-long prayer-a-thon for coronavirus victims. Puddle of yak drizzle and profound racist Tucker Carlson was busted for his white supremacist history via a yearbook. Trump promoted his most coked-up offspring to the chief political adviser of Mara Lago Kingdom. Protestors vowed to descend upon faux Democrat Manchin at his luxury boat ported in DC. Don't reserve your time-shares yet on the red planet, but NASA figured out how to make oxygen on Mars.