Arden and Will have a long, long chat about an epic Tinder search, first date etiquette, and the Academy Award season! First, they explain why this week's weekly genius emailed every Claudia at the University of Missouri. Then they introduce you to a study that wants you to talk about abortions and STDs on your first date. Lastly, they debate which movies, filmmakers, and actors deserved the Oscar nomination, which ones didn't make the cut, and which ones could've been ditched.

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Wonderful weed updates, diamond discoveries, and spy shit - no fake news this week! First, Arden and Will share a sweet spin on last week's wacky tabacky story. Then they plan their wild future with their stolen engagement diamond. Finally, they expose the CIA's sloppy hunt for the Chinese spy who may have infiltrated their system.
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Arden and Will have some tips to make 2018 a great year! This includes why we should stop Jeff Sessions and his madness towards marijuana, why you shouldn't work out with your significant other, how to prioritize self-care, and how to use the January slump to get your creative juices flowing.

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Happy New Year! Arden and Will kick off 2018 with a rant about weekly idiot Logan Paul (who, let's be honest - is always an idiot) and the reasons they avoid the YouTube world today. Then they dive into the scientific ways you can motivate yourself to be more productive this year. Finally, in Reel Talk they guess the three top box office hits of 2017 that all starred badass female leads.

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Frozen corpses, lost homes, and a Q&A - it's a not so holly jolly present from Arden and Will! Learn about cryogenics, the crazy process of freezing your body to resurrect it in the future. Then enjoy some ho-ho-hah-hahs over the Canadian who found a missing house on his property. Finally, unwrap Arden and Will's advice about finding more energy as an introvert, and surviving the teenage years when you don't give a crap of coal about drinking or smoking weed.

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Battling birds, AI robot families, and movie mania for Lady Bird! Arden and Will chat about how Greta Gerwig's Lady Bird broke records on Rotten Tomatoes, why we should be afraid of Sophia the talking robot and her Sophia robot babies, and how emu overpopulation began a historical war.
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Arden and Will reach for all kinds of heights in this week's weird news, including the latest in flat earther shenanigans, Pikachu and Hello Kitty's new roles as city-appointed representatives, and the science of singing the highest opera note ever.
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How did the sugar industry secretly start the low-fat diet? Hugh Jackman as James Bond? Arden and Will explore the sugar conspiracy, Coca-Cola's brilliant, yet manipulative marketing scheme to infiltrate our favorite holidays, treasure that is probably cursed, and the alternate world where other famous actors play some iconic movie roles.

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What happens when love goes too far? Arden and Will tell you out about the self-loving lady who married herself and cheated on herself, and the fatal dangers of your dog's kisses. Then they explore the most unshocking Thanksgiving facts that could totally help you get a date.

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Description: Just when we thought the world (mostly Japan) couldn't get any weirder...Learn how you can get KFC Japan's exclusive fried chicken bath scent, and why Colonel Sanders loves Japan in Christmas. If that's not bizarre enough, also find out how a Japanese man was able to marry an anime character in a VR wedding. Then dive into the ancient, yet very familiar war between intellectuals and religion that ruined the historical Library of Alexandria. Typical.
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