Crash On My Couch

This week, Arden and Will rant about dumb people wearing sunscreen on their eyes to see the eclipse, followed by an intense debate on whether sunscreen for the eyeballs could really exist. They also reveal how likely you'll go to the gym if Amazon gift cards are involved, and share a touching story about how a vegetable helped rediscover a long lost engagement ring.
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This week, Arden and Will dive deep into more wild science experiments and celeb conspiracies! First, they explore the ethics of pig-human embryos and determine which animal hybrid would be the most awesome of them all. Then they expose the coded meaning behind Avril Lavigne song lyrics. (Or is it really Avril...) Finally, they make plans for their next treasure hunt to find the Golden Owl, aka France's Fenn Treasure.
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This week, Arden and Will are getting a little dark...First, they debate which Spongebob Squarepants characters fit the seven deadly sins (and Arden expresses her general obsession for the cartoon). Then they explain the science behind smiling so you don't creep out someone, unlike Christopher Walken or Tom Cruise. Finally, they reveal the Lone Star tick that could make us all vegetarians.
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This week, Arden and Will get you caught up on some ridiculous news! First, they share the feud between United Airlines and TSA that all began with some Comic Con comic books. They also alert you about the satanic symbols in the Outback Steakhouse locations, and the Bloomin' Onion cult that everyone should join. Then they jump back into spidey shenanigans, in which an eight-legged monster traps an Australian couple inside their own home. (Don't think about all the spiders crawling in your house right now...)
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This week, Arden and Will get a bit loopy! First they get creeped out by R. Kelly's very questionable cult, and debate which fate is worse - wasp stings or spider bites. They also answer your questions about how to be less jealous of your boyfriend's female friend, how a new routine can kick unhealthy addictions, and whether or not you should end a three-year relationship because of long distance.
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This week, Arden and Will talk about all things repulsive, relaxing, and revolutionary! First, get grossed out by the lady who accidentally wore 27 contact lens (everybody, please go to your eye exams). Then learn the Japanese therapy that requires no effort at all! Finally, they explain whether you're better off playing hours of brain games or Mario Kart.

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This week, Arden and Will are back with more wacky and wild news! They first introduce you to Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, where animals get elected for city council. They also try to crack the code on the lost city of Atlantis, and reveal a money pit that may be hiding some of the world's most historical treasures. Then they teach you why it's important to always double check who's really in the casket before the funeral.
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This week, Arden and Will dig into all types of festivities! In honor of Fourth of July, they explain the science behind fireworks and the group of (dumb) people who will most likely be in the hospital on July 4th. They also introduce you to strange international holidays that celebrate Guy Fawkes' gruesome torture, star-crossed lovers, and the ever so wonderful steel phallus.
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This week, Arden and Will bring you more outrageous (and actually factual) news! They share an update on the latest death in Fenn's treasure hunt, and consider hiring a security guard for the next Holy Grail. You'll also learn about MK Ultra, the CIA conspiracy that turned out to be true, and the (maybe) idiot who bought a Disneyland map that you probably can't afford.
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This week, Arden and Will help you with all your relationship troubles! First, they share their tips on how to find a sex partner so you won't die a virgin. They also answer your questions about where to find new friends who won't abandon you, why you should stop caring about being a loner, and whether or not everything really does happen for a reason...
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