Crash On My Couch

Arden and Will explore the trending TV topics! First, they explain why a beloved Great British Bake Off judge spoiled the entire season. Then they dive into the hot debate - are Steve and Jean Ralphio really related? Finally, they teach you about Japan's robot Buddhist monk that can bless your dead body.
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Cursed movies, Halloween trivia, and creepy cults - it's a time for fright! Arden and Will explore the spooky real life phenomena behind the classic horror films, "Rosemary's Baby" and "Poltergeist." Then Arden tests her knowledge on the origins of Halloween, jack-o-lanterns, and the true meaning of trick-or-treat. Finally, they discuss the infamous Heaven's Gate cult, and what makes it much scarier than all the others...
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It's a Q&A with Arden and Will! But first, learn about the infamous "Mad Pooper" jogger and the science of divorce rates. Then they tackle your questions on how to be British, how porn affects your sex compatibility, and whether or not you should date your coworker.
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Arden and Will rant about the insanity of Rick and Morty fans, especially when it comes to McDonald's Szechuan sauce. (Please don't trade your car or your kidney. It'll be back this winter.) They also explain why your dog should sleep in your bedroom, and drift into a fantasy about their future pets. Finally, learn about the super cool job that will pay you to go shopping.
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Arden and Will share the tall and trashy tales of today's news! First they dump on B.o.B's GoFundMe page to prove that his dumb flat earth theory is correct. They also explore the Stone Age civilization that is somehow surviving without fire, hamburgers, and Game of Thrones in our modern day world. Best of all, they dig into the conspiracy (or "Konspiracy") that the triple Kardashian pregnancy is part of Kris Jenner's master plan. Be very scared.

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This week, Arden and Will tell you which creatures rank highest on the most painful stings, and what you should do if you get attacked (hint: scream). They also share stories of strange objects stuck in strange parts of the body, like the corn ball shoved in Will's nose. Lastly, they reveal accidental treasures that were found in very ordinary places, such as the Declaration of Independence, gold coins, and "Who the fuck is Jackson Pollock?"
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Arden and Will introduce you to the failed Starbucks robber who is suing a Good Samaritan for stopping his crime. Also find out if you're scientifically an Ernest Hemingway, a Mary Poppins, a Nutty Professor, or a Mr. Hyde when you're drunk. Then discover why your dog is the most likely pet to eat your face once you're dead. So much for being a good boy...
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This week, Arden and Will share more fascinating discoveries from the Internet! First, they explain why Martin Shkreli (aka the Voldemort of the human race) should be kept in jail forever - and not the nice celebrity one. Then learn about the awesome ninja house that would be a parkour lover's delight, but our worst nightmare. Finally, find out why you can blame your allergies on the night when Mom and Dad conceived you.
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This week, Arden and Will try to save your life! First they explain why you shouldn't shoot bullets at a hurricane (we know that's on your to-do list). Then they unveil the actually true conspiracy about the CIA's "heart attack gun" and the secret spy weapon of the poisonous umbrella that took a man's life. Finally, learn why you should think twice before checking your phone at bedtime, and especially when you agree to that graveyard shift.
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This week, Arden and Will answer your adulting questions! How can you satisfy your own libido when your partner doesn't want sex? How often should you vacuum? How do you help your boyfriend if he's in a rut? They tackle these dilemmas and more! - but not without first discussing the amazing Tinder date that ended with a lady stuck in a window after trying to toss out her poo.
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