Today we’re talking about ALIENS! Right here on earth. Does that sound paradoxical? Well, maybe you should think about whether we were the aliens all along??? We’ll be looking for aliens on earth from the bottom up: aliens under the sea, on land, and in the skies. Discover this and more as we answer the age-old question, do animals really need to breathe? With special guest Joelle Monique.

FOOTNOTES:

1. FINALLY SHIRTS!
2. First ever animal discovered who doesn't breathe?!?
3. The blanket octopus!
4. Behold the blanket octopus's cape of wonder!
5. Blanket octopus looking like an alien spaceship
6. The sarcastic fringehead (open mouth for a surprise) 
7. The pink fairy armadillo burrowing right into our hearts
8. Treehoppers are out of control
9. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TREEHOPPERS?
10. WHAAAAAT??
11. The King Vulture is the most festive undertaker ever
12. She colorful. She chic. But most importantly. She eats dead meat
13. Cock-of-the-rock AKA Mr. Handsome
14. Potoo's are alien ghosts, exhibit A
15. Potoo's are alien ghosts, exhibit B
16. Potoo's are alien ghosts, exhibit C

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On today’s episode we’re talking about WEREWOLVES! Where are they? What are they? And is there any truth behind the werewolf legends? Discover this and more as we answer the age-old question: does your dog want to eat your face? With special guest Nick Turner.

FOOTNOTES:

1. The weird origins of the werewolf
2. Dire wolf skulls at the La Brea Tar Pits!
3. Breeding a dire wolf dog?

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I want to take on a trip to Imagination Station for the WHOLE ENTIRE EPISODE! That’s right, we’re exploring the world of imagination. What is imagination? Do animals have imagination? And can your imagination run as wild as nature itself? Discover this as we answer the age old-question: what’s the point of having a broom for a butt! With special guest Kim Winder.

FOOTNOTES:

1. Sloth bears are smart!
2. Vividness of visual imagery questionnaire
3. PINK manta ray!
4. Troll haired mystery bug!
5. Another fuzzy-butt planthopper
6. Another broom-butt

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Happy Valentines times! Today I thought that we’d look at a different type of love… platonic love between species! That’s right we’re looking at some cross-species cuddles, some dynamic duos, and truly unusual friendships within the animal kingdom! Discover this and more as we answer the age-old question: is it fun to suck on a shark? With special guest comedian Blake Wexler.

FOOTNOTES:

1. Microhylid frog and tarantula best friends
2. Coyote and badger going on adventures together!
3. Coyote and badger hunting together (WARNING: squirrel carnage)
4. Geladas and wolves have a diplomatic relationship
5. Birds & people working together to screw over bees
6. The weird sucker-head of a remora
7. Shark with pilotfish groupies
8. Urchin crab giving a piggyback ride to an urchin
9. Owen the hippo adopted by Mzee the tortoise
10. Dalmation adopts spotted lamb
11. Sperm whales seemingly adopt dolphin with spinal deformation
12. Check out the koala hospital where my daughter Twinkles (the koala) is from
13. Potoroo Palace in NSW Australia
14. Animal Tracks Sanctuary in Los Angeles
15. Wild Haven Ranch in Lake Arrowhead

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Let's discover the CUTEST bugs on the planet! Bugs are some of the most populous and diverse animals on the planet, with a fascinating range of behaviors. I think that bugs are often overlooked: everybody loves a cute cuddly panda, but an adorable jumping spider? Who will hug ITS eight fuzzy arms? With special guest Carmen Angelica.

FOOTNOTES:

1. Velvet worm in action
2. Velvet worm looking absolutely adorable
3. Another velvet worm looking cute as heck
4. I AM IN LOVE WITH VELVET WORMS
5. Velvet worm cuddle pile!
6. Peacock spider dancing for its life! 
7. Peacock spiders showing off all their moves
8. Absolutely beautiful peacock spider
9. Bee flies are fantasy fairy creatures

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These avians are some regular Fabios, wooing the ladies with spectacular displays of romance. Why do birds dance? Why do some birds do the moonwalk? Can you walk on water if you love someone enough? Then, we play the popular bird dating show, The MATING GAME! With special guest Kimia Behpoornia.

FOOTNOTES:

1. The grebe's beautiful mating dance
2. The grebe's weed dance (heh)
3. The red-capped manakin's moonwalk
4. Lance-tailed manakin wingman dance
5. Blue manakin's boy band dance
6. Snowball the cockatoo's dance moves
7. Sea lion dances
8. Black-bellied bustard cork-popping call
9. Club-winged manakin buzz pop and lock
10. Capuchin bird's bizarre call
11. Willow grouse call
12. White bellbird's record-breaking loud call (warning: loud)
13. Howard the bowerbird dance
14. Frigatebird blows up his neck balloon
15. Kiwi's awkward mating ritual
16. Bald eagle mating spiral
17. Check out the Port Macquarie Koala Hospital

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Mother nature has whipped up some animals that are even weirder than what you can find in Star Wars. We talk about real life porgs, a monster scarier than a sarlaac pit, and an adorable alien-looking antelope. Discover this and more as we answer the age-old question: why does Fluke Skywater have hundreds of lightsabers? With special guest Maggie Mae Fish.

FOOTNOTES:

1. Puffin "flying" underwater
2. The horned puffin's fantastic mascara
3. Tufted puffin's weird head doodads
4. Inside a puffin's mouth
5. Japanese dwarf flying squirrel
6. Desert rain frog squeakin'
7. The horrifying bobbit worm
8. Light saber sharks
9. The saiga antelope
10. Video someone took of a saiga antelope shaking its nose (warning: audio windy & loud)

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As you may know, Australia is facing a human and ecological crisis right now, as fires ravage New South Wales. We’ll talk about the cause of these fires, how it’s affecting humans and animals in the area, and how human activity has influenced this disaster. Then we’ll talk about one of Australia’s most iconic animals, the Koala, as well as a whole bunch of other incredible animals found only in Australia. With special guest David Huntsberger.

FOOTNOTES:

1. VOTE on which koala we should adopt for the podcast
2. SO many people have donated to the Port Macquarie Koala Hospital that their website is down. We can still donate on behalf of the koala we adopt through their GoFundMe
3. Video of the Port Macquarie Koala Hospital
4. Koalas aren't the only ones in danger, check out the beautiful endangered Corroboree tree frog
5. Bog skinks are in serious trouble
6. Support the NSW Fire Service
7. Donate to WIRES, an Australian wildlife rescue organization
8. WWF has a wildfires donation fund
9. On to some fun stuff, here's a wombat farting and attacking corn
10. Australia's adorable pincushions, the echidna
11. A bandicoot
12. Just kidding, here's a real bandicoot
13. The adorable quoll, call 1-800-QUOLL-ITY-QUOLLS
14. The brushtail possum grabbing things with its little handsies
15. A dingo doing some yoga instruction (do NOT try this at home)
16. Long-nosed potoroo looking emo
17. Noisy kookaburra
18. The all-animals cover of Drowning Pool
19. Pink robins
20. Lyrebirds's standup impressions set
21. Australian magpie mimicking emergency vehicles

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The Cats movie presents a lot of misinformation about felis catus! So today we'll be talking cat facts: what are the answers to some of the most common questions about cats? What are some of the wildest wild cats in the world? And finally, what's going on with that Cats movie, huh? With special guest comedian Joey Clift.

FOOTNOTES:

1. Cougar purring
2. Cat tongue closeup
3. Cat slo-mo drinking water
4. The rusty-spotted cat, the world's smallest cat!
5. Hercules, the liger
6. The margay climbing a tree! 
7. The flat-headed cat
8. The Canada lynx's big ol' legwarmers
9. Pallas's cat looking like a muppet
10. Seriously Pallas's cats look like Yoda/Wookies
11. The Löwenmensch figurine, AKA, world's first furry
12. "Pinpointing the Exact Moment Cats Reviewers Lost Their Minds" 
13. "I took my dad, a veterinarian, to see Cats — he has some thoughts"

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Today on the show, HAPPY NEW FEAR! Let’s discover fears you didn’t even know you had with some horrifying creatures! Take a one way trip to decapitation station, check out some very creepy babies, and endure the existential crisis after finding out when a butt is NOT a butt. Discover this and more as we answer the age-old question, is 80 worms too many worms to have inside of you? With special guests Tess Lynch, Molly Lambert, and Emily Yoshida of the Night Call Podcast.

CONTENT WARNING: the trypophobia section starts at 00:42:55 and ends at 00:55:47

Footnotes:

1. The ant-head bursting fly, Euryplatea nanaknihali
2. Another fly that decapitates ants
3. Ants who decorate their homes with the heads of their enemies
4. Ant who pretends to be a butt
5. Study on Antman & Spiderman helping phobias
6. Margays imitate baby tamarins
7. Cats mimic the cry of babies
8. WARNING: CATERPILLAR BODY HORROR. Glyptapanteles wasp larvae bursting from a parasitized caterpillar.
9. Audubon Society's "When Is a Bird a ‘Birb’? An Extremely Important Guide"
10. Creature FEET pod twitter
11. Margay used in episode image
12. Pied tamarin used in episode image

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