A bottle of rum! Jolly Mastchris Day to you all! Here’s a sun-drenched summer special to aid you in your festivities. It consists of a heartwarming traditional tale, passed down through the generations and now gifted to you, you lucky people. If you’re celebrating Mastchris, why not post online about it with the hashtag #mastchris? You could also contact Tom on social media at @atomcrowley everywhere or email the show at [email protected]. To support the show, go to patreon.com/crowleytime, or go to crowleytime.com and buy some official merchandise or book for an upcoming live show. Splice the mainbrace! And a merciful Fat Stephen’s Rest to you all! 

Gird everything for Crowley Time! Featuring a host of favourites including Mike Shinbone, Skeleonora Profanicata and the concept of evil. Written and performed by Tom ‘Not Evil’ Crowley. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show and go to live.crowleytime.com for all upcoming live dates! 

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Final DiPoni Contingency shows:

Thursday 28th May, 7:30pm - Old Fire Station, Oxford (live and streaming online)

Wednesday 13th August, 7:40pm - Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

Oh merciful God, look out! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring monsters, mothers and a great big proper edition of Ask Wingnut. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, who is the main one out of it, with special guest Susan Harrison. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Keep up with everything Susan Harrison-related at susanharrisoncharacters.com. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show and go to live.crowleytime.com to book for the upcoming live shows! 

Sure as a swordfish, it’s the thrilling conclusion to Madrigal in Margate! Who killed the headless man? What’s behind the devastating oat milk shortage in Kent’s sun-soaked seaside underbelly? Will DS Bucksheath ever get the feeling back in his arms and legs? Find out within! Written and performed by an increasingly irrational Tom Crowley, with original music composed and performed by Tommy Music, who you can find at @tommymusicuk on Instagram. Additional editing by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson, who you can find at odinnoh.com. Hire both of those men for music, sound design and everything in-between! Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show.

See Crowley Time Live in 2025! At the Machynlleth Comedy Festival in Wales on Sunday 4th May (machcomedyfest.co.uk) and at Brasserie Zédel in London on Saturday 10th May (brasseriezedel.com).

Woh ho ho woh! Chrimas time alreddy??? Yes! Then time fo me, Misr cristmass! Bring big pressunt and also scerry storry for chily nite! Verry mery to yo! Be socal at @atomcrowley all ove the plase, by murchandies at crowleytime.com and send ltot of muny to patreon.com/crowleytime! Be gud or els COLE!!!!

Ahoy, lawbreaker! Witness a new beginning for a beloved crimebuster as DCI Paul Madrigal returns, with his old buddy DS Trovey Bucksheath in tow, ready to straighten out the crooked seaside town of Miam- I mean, Margate. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, but at what cost? Original soundtrack composed and performed by Tommy Music, find him at @tommymusicuk on Instagram and hire him to make nice sounds for you! Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show.

Oi slaphead! It’s the Great Big version of the Old third Faces of Virtue episode! In this bigger, extended episode of the investigative improvised spin-off, Tom interviews karate instructor Aiden Turnbull. Thanks to writer and researcher Thomas Ellis for the introduction. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at [email protected] or @atomcrowley on social media.

Don’t invite it in, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring an otherworldly odyssey, a woman on a mission and the dubious return of Spanks McCandle, oh dear. Written and performed by the picture of Tom Crowley in the loft that gets older, with special guest Kudzanayi Chiwawa. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show. And quick, look behind you! Haha, got you.

Face to face, it’s two new Faces of Virtue for the price of one! Meet twin sisters Phoebe and Felicity, who want all women to feel as confident as they do. Thanks to Gemma Arrowsmith and Susan Harrison for the introduction. Check out their improvised reviewer-based comedy podcast Hayley & Ruth: Two Stars, available on all podcast apps! To hear the extended Great Big version of this interview, sign up to support this show at patreon.com/crowleytime. Get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected], and maybe buy yourself some Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com!