Avast! It’s Mastchris! To celebrate the day, here’s a rare clip from the archives. It’s a television panel discussion pitting your two favourite holiday mascots against each other, with grisly consequences. Hey! Why not post your Mastchris celebrations with the tag #mastchris? You can also contact Tom on social media at @atomcrowley or email the show at [email protected]. To support the show, go to patreon.com/crowleytime and become a supporter or go to crowleytime.com and buy some official merchandise. Jolly Mastchris and yo ho ho to you all!

What in tarnation!? It’s Crowley Time! Featuring religious mania, a very young Sir Chuntley Buffingham and unbearably moving whispers from the past! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, he who must be obeyed, with special guest Peter Wicks. Follow Peter at @wickerpest. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show, including the brand new Casual Magnificence sticker set!

Oh dear, looks like it’s Crowley Time! Featuring political intrigue, charity work and a new instalment of Drama Parlour. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, well someone thinks a lot of themselves, with a special guest appearance by Thomas Ellis. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! It Crisams! Me mr Chritmas, wat yu want kno? All guestions ansad! Big qeston Chistmas party! Ho! Mery Cristams! Do soshal meeda at @atomcrowley or sned lettar on [email protected]! Put munay at patreon.com/crowleytime plees! Silint niht, fa la la! Pudings.

greetings shareholders, it’s me, tez tucker. over the moon to tell you that madrigal has arrived and it’s a highly marketable intellectual property. join the detective to solve the mystery or whatever and let’s never speak of crowley time ever again. written and performed by tom crowley, or so he claims, with original music by thomas nelstrop aka tommy music. go to tommymusic.co.uk for more on his work. throw tom crowley your coins at patreon.com/crowleytime and commiserate with him on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. purchase remaindered obsolete crowley time merchandise at crowleytime.com.

Man alive, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring a whole other podcast, a new Mike Shinbone venture and an urgent Marco DiPoni update. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, really, I saw him, with special guest Marek Larwood. Follow Marek on social media @mareklarwood and look up the Marek Larwood and Cool Dudes Walking Club channels on YouTube. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on social media at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show.

Holy smokes, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring policemen, an exclusive interview and the triumphant return of Ask Wingnut! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, and it shows, with special guest Gemma Arrowsmith. Follow Gemma on Twitter at @mmaarrow and learn more about her at gemmaarrowsmith.com. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on Twitter at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show.

Mastchris ho! This seasonal summer special tells the tale of Fat Stephen, after whom June’s Boxing Day, Fat Stephen’s Rest, was named. Discover the greasy origin of this recumbent annual tradition! Tweet about your Mastchris observances with the hashtag #mastchris, tag Tom at @atomcrowley on Twitter or email the show at [email protected]. To support the show and get an exclusive Fat Stephen’s Rest greeting card, go to patreon.com/crowleytime. Official Crowley Time merchandise is available at crowleytime.com.

Buh? Yuh! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring a fabulist, a person of interest and bingo. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, oh yes, with special guest Pip Gladwin. Follow Pip on Twitter at @pip_gladwin. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on Twitter at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time merchandise at crowleytime.com to support the show.

Well, if it isn’t Crowley Time! Featuring the return of Marco DiPoni, some very scathing insults and a really narked-off newsreader. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, and doesn’t he know it. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on Twitter at @atomcrowley or email [email protected]. Buy Crowley Time t-shirts, sweaters and the soundtrack album at crowleytime.com. Apologies to Emily Maitlis.