Oh, it's Sunday in Amish country babes and we are getting our CHURCH ON! By which I mean most of these giant babies are bailing and yet again reminding me why THEY CAN'T SIT WITH US. Get in here friends, because the drama is high, and the hemlines are low...

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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This one is tough, and you should only listen if you're feeling pretty tough yourself. Otherwise, please go re-listen to something more fun, and meet us back here next week. Centrepoint had a lot of great attributes that contributed to members staying and feeling attached to it, but as is often the case, the men and women at the top of the hierarchy ruined not just the community but many childhoods in it. A place worth knowing about, because light pushes out darkness, but a place we can, in the end, leave behind. 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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BJ is finally living her Amish dream, and bats and Esmerelda are RUINING EVERYTHING... 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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Hear me out. They're not perfect, they're a full 10 on the wackadooiness meter, but they'll let me run around naked in the streets of Paris, and their potlucks are vegan, which is great for my meal planning.

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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Ain't no party like a Black Panther Party 'cause a Black Panther Party EDUCATES AND FEEDS PEOPLE AND MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. Plus the fit and potlucks are a YES.

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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You guys knew we'd end up here, right?? We're joining the Amish with a bunch of English people who I'm already wanting to fist fight in the parking lot of theStroop-Waffle-House. It's a bonus I'm giving to all of you, to share on your off-episode weeks. Let's get our plain pants on!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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We're joining a real disappointment of a cult this week, but the story is a twisty ride worth taking. And while the lack of sweet costuming is CRIMINAL, the wackadooiness is HIGH. See you on the road with traveling ego-maniac/another balding guy with a megaphone, Michael Woroniecki. 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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Yes, the one you're thinking of. ALL ONE ALL ONE ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!!! If you haven't been reading these words and more every time you're soaping up in your birthday suit, then what are you even doing with your life?!?! Hop in and join Dr. Bronner's magic world with us-- the water is fine (and sudsy)!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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This story isn't over yet, but we're hoping it's at least hit it's peak problematic-ness by now. This week we're devotees of James A Ray (of The Secret fame), and we're hopping on the roller coaster that is his rise and fall. See you at the hot-coal-walking party, but DONT do anything else if he asks you!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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20th Century feral is exactly how I wish to be described in any future Dateline episode, and it's also exactly how the Freedomites would insist you see them. They are out in these streets worshipping God, marching naked into cities, breaking shared bread, bombing structures of modernity, wearing fabulous farm clothes when they feel like it, and burning down literally anything they don't like. In short, I'm inviting them to all our parties. 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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