It's fictional utopia time and this season we're joining... The Village! M. Night Shyamalan, we see you. And you see our love for super sweet bustles, window-pane fabric, and suspicious locked wooden boxes lurking in the shadowy corners of the world's coziest houses. Get on the bus friends, this week we're hand-knitting some GORGEOUS shawls, strenuously avoiding the bad color, and joining The Village! 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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Another doomsday cult who has it all figured out and isn't going to burn like the rest of us. YAWN. But this one has a kick: it's made up of only a handful of people and a few of them are the walking embodiment of everything a cult might call evil. Trigger warning for all things child-related in this one, and an extra trigger warning for anyone fully overwatching pretty girls LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER. Spoiler alert: she doesn't get away with it forever. 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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Oh hey, FLDS! Did you think we wouldn't stop by for a visit? We think your PERFECT hair (we're not kidding), your sweet prairie dresses (again, LOVE), and your drama-drenched communal history are exactly how we want to spend an afternoon, if not an eternity. Also, at least one of us is all about the sister-wives, but no one still likes all the blood-atonement. See you on the compound, FLDS! 

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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Don't tread on me! Posse comitatus! God is my authority! Where is your postmaster?!?! All these code phrases and more are about to be available to make you free too, for the low, low price of... one hour of your life listening to this podcast! If you've been wanting to start driving without a license committing tax evasion while insisting that the U.S. is secretly a giant post office, then have we got the cult for you! Come along as we join the Sovereign Citizens... but only for the length of this episode because we don't have enough snacks for a solid government standoff.

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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You may or may not have heard of IBLP, but you've definitely run into some of their famous adherents in the media... 19 kids and a smattering of criminal charges, anyone? IBLP has it all—matching bib dresses, swimming costumes that make the 1800s look lewd, and abuse cases far and wide. Come join us at the giant dinner table and let's talk IBLP, where the boys are well taken care of and the girls can fend for themselves.

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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It's a wrap on Season Two, and in lucky episode 13, we take a little stroll back through all the groups we covered and the best and worst take-aways from the lot of them. Has Ameran changed her mind about joining any? Can Jesse choose just one to contract her soul to? Find out by listening, then chime in with your thoughts on the FB discussion page... and don't get to comfy during the break... we're working hard on Season 3, and we'll be gifting those to you in just a few short weeks!

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Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

One of us considered just posting her wedding pics for this one, but decided against it. They make her miss her Golden Retriever. CSA has it ALL... end of the world, concerning weaponry issues, really great dresses, and home made bread. Come on down the dirt road with us (unless you're the feds) and meet the people who were hosting standoffs with the government before it was cool!

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Female orgasm... ever heard of it? Turns out, it's not a myth, and these folks are REALLY into it! By which we mean they found a way to monetize it, cultify it, and really wring every bit of joy out of an otherwise pretty great thing. Come along with  us, as we enter One Taste, the commune you don't have to pack your things to join (because they'll provide the matching t-shirts and you don't need pants)...

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Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!

Golden tablets, oddly communicative angels, sacred undies... We at CIJ LOVE a new religion, and the LDS church continues to evolve and find its feet a scant century-plus after its birth. Yes, they have some History with a capital H to contend with, and yes, even their current scene is... a lot at times. And no, you can't have any coffee here. Still, the LDS church has the arts of ritual and sacred setups honed to a fine science, and their members are usually some of the nicest darn people you'll meet. Settle in for our deep dive into a religious landscape like no other, and relax, you can listen in any old undies you like.  

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A Pentecostal cult of Karens turned Goddess worshiping murdery Cat Cult? YAAAAAAS this is our JAAAAAAAM. Get over here and pump this pod while we SPILL. THIS. TEA! 

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Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!