Cults I'd Join

Oh hey ya'll, Cults I'd Join is back, and working hard on all your favorite things (Ie howling at the moon and talking about cults we may or may not join)...
Welcome to The Ervillites, a group filled with polygamy, wildly inappropriate roles for children, murders all over the place, and a disappointingly low rating on both aesthetics, and quality of potlucks. And obviously we'll be bumping into NXVIUM over here, because why wouldn't we?!?!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren
You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens

Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

We're BACK and it's Ameran's turn to teach Jesse a thing or two! This week we'll need you to grab your best matching group tee, your inexplicably decorated wooden paddle, and of course, an irresponsible amount of alcohol. Oh, and bring a few candles and a working lighter, in case we need to perform any midnight oath rituals. We have missed our weekly chats with you, and we can't wait to join the Greek Sorority and Fraternity system with you!!!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren
You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens

Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

Surprise! It's a break week for CIJ, but in this little pocket, two super awesome things happened! Cults I'd Join hit 50k downloads, and Jesse's favorite commune celebrated their 50th Land Day (they turned 50 years old)!!! So Jesse recorded a bunch of interviews about the moment while she was there, then she ran off to run around the Maypole, and here are a few of her favorite for you to listen to... see you all for our regularly scheduled cult joining next week!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren
You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens

Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

This season we're doing twice as many episodes (two on each group), so we're doing twice as many season wrap-ups as well! We're halfway through, so let's revisit our first 6 cults we'd join, and decide who has the best snacks and outfits... which one from this batch is your first pick??
Ps, CIJ will be on a two week break after this mid-season wrap up, and then we're back for the next 6 groups. Patreon will continue to have new episodes, so feel free to jump over there for extra content, and in the meantime, we'll see you in the Spiritual Besties group!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren
You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens

Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

Every season we join a fictional community, and this time, we're joining Gilead! Fabulous outfits? Check. Endless baked goods? Also check. Some issues that we'd call... problematic? THIS IS A BIG FAT YES. But you might know about those-- or recognize them from the dystopian parts of our real lives. See you over in Gilead, and blessed be the fruit! Sorry, we meant BRING FRUIT. It's a party.

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? 
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You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren
You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens

Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

Wow. NXVIUM is such a complex and constantly surprising... wait! We're supposed to be talking about Ramtha this week! Don't worry, we are, but yet again, NXVIUM is stopping by to join the party! See you this week for class with Ramtha, where we're about to control our reality, and hopefully go home with no blindfold related head injuries!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? 
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You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren
You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens

Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

Are you tired of traditional religious structures? Would you rather piece together pseudo science and colorful mythology delivered to you by a woman named Zebra channeling an ancient warrior man named Ramtha? Well then welcome, besties! You've come to the right place! Also there is some horrifying racism and blindfolded archery. See you in class at Ramtha's School of Enlightenment!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? 
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*Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves!

You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren
You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens

Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

Oh hey fellow practically-burners! We're still over here at the man, getting even deeper into the dust and and the tea... we'll bring the matches and see you there!!!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? 
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You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren
You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens

Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

Oh hey giant man in the desert, nice to meet you... oh my! You're on fire! And everyone is dancing around you and they're spinning fire! And there are so many hula-hoops! And why are giant sculptures driving toward me... oh I get it. I've joined Burning Man! Yay! Welcome, fellow burners, it's fire time!!! See ya'll on The Playa!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? 
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You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren
You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens

Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show! 

It's the second inning of Cult-V-Cult, and we're done joining Q, and on to joining BIRDS AREN'T REAL! Are you ready to know the TRUTH about the world around you? Are you ready to join your like minded new family in spreading the REAL reality to the masses? Well we're doing that this week and it all starts with the birds. Don't be fooled, brothers and sisters, if it flies, it lies! See you all over at our newest cult clubhouse-- Birds Aren't Real! Who will win the battle of the cults? You'll have to tune in to find out!

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us? 
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*Share us with your cool friends (only the cool ones, please). Those tax-free compound payments aren't going to make themselves!

You can find Ameran on the Insta @ amawren
You can find Jesse on all the things @ lewdlinens

Super special thanks to our theme song creator, the incomparable Mz. Devon Sproule, we are lucky ducks to have a piece of her sweet sound on our show!