Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things you can do to get a more efficient boner, a man that received an electric bill for over $37 million, a big celebrity college cheating scandal, a carjacking victim that became a carjacker when he tried to get his car back, a fake panhandler caught with an iPhoneX & cash, you can now get a GoPro type camera for your dong, a dude busted for drunk driving tried to tell cops Ryan Reynolds was driving, a guy that threatened his landlord with a sword, Fortnite contributing to divorces around the world, a guy who intentionally pressure washed his neighbor, pet obesity a problem in USA, police found a drunk woman with a suitcase full of cats, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman injured after a turkey smashed through her windshield, the happiest and least happiest cities in America, Conor McGregor arrested after smashing a fans phone, a woman busted drinking an entire 6 pack of beer in a store dressing room, a chick that cut her own hand off to scam insurance, sexual encounters that led to allergic reactions, a neuroscientist that was also a serial bank robber, a guy giving up everything except beer for lent, a rapper charged with crimes he bragged about in songs, people who have been “phubbed” by someone, a telegram that took 50 years to deliver, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener needs help with her man’s large member, cops in trouble for a prank on fire fighters that went too far, types of porn females are into across the country, an NFL player that quit the league for weed, a woman that claims a demon told her to steal a car, a jaguar that attacked a woman at a zoo, an elderly couple making porn to prove sex doesn’t stop once your old, items on people’s sex bucket list, a man snorkeling that got swept into a whales mouth and survived, a couple that eats out at the same place 6 days a week for the last 15 years, a park in Italy that will fine people for wearing flip flops, good/bad news for couples that pop each other zits, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a naked man that led cops on a chase after he crashed his car, a teacher fired for playing Fortnite with students, a listener needs help with what to do about his foreskin, celebrities with a ton of kids, a man that made his neighbors mad when he painted his entire house hot pink, a guy rescued from a grave after accidentally being buried alive, a drug store security guard busted selling narcotics outside the store, a kid that shot his father while he slept because he took away his video game, a guy that almost died from a brain infection caused by a Q-tip stuck in his ear, US House of Representatives debated about Nickelback, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a post office being fined for making letter carriers make deliveries when it was hot outside, a guy that stole almost $100k worth of beef tenderloin, Canada going to war with Norway over who has the biggest fake moose, the most/least stressful jobs in America, Alex Trebek diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer, a billionaire that died getting penis enlargement surgery, first cousins in love trying to get married in Utah, how much the average affair costs, alternate words parents use instead of swearing, crazy things people have left behind in an Uber, people giving up plastic for lent this year, things the FDA allows to be in your food, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a teacher that won $10K for reading the fine print of a contract, Danny DeVito took a fall doing promo for the Dumbo movie, an adults only swinger cruise departing next year, a guy that was mauled to death by his pet lion, top things that cause road rage, a phone game to help teach you how to pleasure a woman, a guy that tried to bring a military grade grenade launcher on a flight, what made you realize you were into something crazy, a $4200 bottle of booze that was stolen, why a woman is smearing menstrual blood on her face, a Canadian pilot ordered 23 pizzas for passengers stuck on a plane, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about another teacher busted having inappropriate relationship with students, Luke Perry passing away, the most expensive celebrity divorces, a bus driver busted for DUI while transporting kids from school, the top “Florida Man” news stories, a female germaphobe that can only use gym socks to wipe her butt, a kid in trouble for spiking his stepdads energy drinks with cow tranquilizer, the $1.5 Billion lotto jackpot winner finally came forward, the most popular type of snack foods, an airline passenger that was kicked off a plane after throwing a fit because he couldn’t have fish for his meal, a man that stabbed his coworker with a machete at a mall food court, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a state considering allowing a 40% grade as passing, lots of retail stores set to close this year, best and worst tourist attractions in the world, WWE Superstar salaries, a guy and his dog survived while trapped in the snow for 5 days off Taco Bell ‘fire sauce’ packets, spider venom better than Viagra for treating ED, a stinky side effect of the Keto diet, an unemployed woman assaults her mom with a phone for not driving her to yoga, a grandma that was swept out to sea while on an iceberg, an 1800 year old wall carving of a dong discovered, the worst quality your co-workers could have, Craigslist missed connections, a 911 call for a man dressed in a panda costume, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs advice on starting their own private sexy snapchat, a guy offering free dental care to people that will drug mule for him, a doping controversy in a Bridge League (the card game), Martha Stewart getting into the weed edible game, a woman that called the cops after a dog humped her dog at the dog park, a chick that fought two cops after a pinball machine ate her money, going to extremes to get your nudes back, where it could be illegal to pet your dog while driving, a woman that filed for divorce over a hamburger, an airline passenger that found a human tooth in his meal, a guy that had a tooth growing in his nose, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that drove her car across a lawn through a garage and into a pool, a zookeeper hospitalized after a rhino attack, an entire staff of fast food workers that all quit together, straight men with the southern effeminate accent, a food delivery driver busted putting his balls somewhere they shouldn’t go, a fight between two people that broke out over crab legs at a buffet, a college running club that helped cops chase a criminal down, new car technology could report you to the cops, men that dreamed of their wedding day since childhood, a cab used in a popular porn site up for auction, a man who had his ass saved by pickle juice, and more!