Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what men and women really want for Valentine’s Day, inmates that attempted to escape while in court, a pitbull that escaped its home to get help for a gas leak, the world’s first roller coaster at sea, a children’s cartoon that is causing kids to talk with a British accent, a warning in a bathroom that was taken as a bomb threat, a Chuck E. Cheese pizza conspiracy theory, a fisherman that caught a 20 lb. goldfish, a burrito based crime spree happening in Florida, the top “Eff my life” moments we deal with, a country offering to eliminate income tax and other incentives to couples that will have 4 kids or more, chicken & waffles cereal, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a cab driver that saved an elderly woman from a “grandparent” scam, the most culturally significant dick pic scandals, a prison nurse that murdered her husband so she could marry an inmate she fell in love with, a guy that gives himself poop facials, new rage yoga that involves cursing while doing yoga poses, an invention that lets you press a button to tell your partner you're in the mood to get-it-on, a stoner that broke into an abandoned home to smoke weed and found a tiger, polar bears searching for food are invading a town in Russia, a kid that built a robotic prosthetic arm out of Legos, the best spot to pick someone up at a grocery store, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who claims that aliens flipped his car over, how long until your comfortable walking around nude in front of a partner, something odd a listener found for sale on craigslist, a pregnant woman that went crazy when a restaurant ran out of beef patties, a woman that shut down an airport when she running topless on the runway, a house for sale with a sex dungeon in the basement, a phone scammer that was arrested after he tried to scam a former head of the FBI and CIA, police looking for a woman wondering around a campus looking for a date for her son, a guy arrested for projecting porno on his garage door, a Russian farmer that was eaten by her pigs, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a creepy promotion that KFC is running for Valentine ’s Day, people that got injured trying the boiling water challenge, sexually aggressive Dolphins, Jeff Bezos calls out the National Enquirer for threatening to release his private photos, a Florida politician in trouble for licking men’s faces, a guy that got busted taking an old couples car after they went to sleep every night and returning it in the morning, a man that admits he hasn’t washed his dong in 24 years, words for sex that are instant turn offs, a woman that dine and dashed a meal at a gas station, a city working on rules for a limit on visible public anal clefts, a leaky space toilet on the space station, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people who have gone to a live sex show, a guy that died from an exploding vape pen, a dude that tried to rob a fried chicken restaurant but took chicken when the register wouldn’t open, a new small wiener emoji coming, Michael Bolton falling asleep during a live interview, a woman that hacked off her cheating husbands dong and cooked it, a man fighting the government to get “ASSMAN” on his license plate, a dude who believes he is the real life Batman, a hiker that choked out a mountain lion that attacked him with his bare hands, refridgerdating matches people who like similar foods, a frozen cat that was revived after being found in a snowbank, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a mechanic caught up in a crazy affair, the curious mistake you made in your youth, the first time you had a run in with the law, what exactly is on a woman’s sexual bucket list, would you visit a sex doll brothel, what super powers would you want if you could you pick, Ask D&CtF: a listener has a question about something a co-worker is doing in the bathroom, people who have died self-pleasuring, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a dog that chased after a porch pirate, a car manufacturer that mistakenly named their latest model a foreign word for “turd,” a man that suffered from a stroke and began pleasuring himself in front of relatives, a college student thought she had a ghost in her apartment but it ended up being a creepy guy in her closet, a guy planning to sue his parents for giving birth to him, an artificial intelligence bot that can determine if your partner is in a bad mood, a woman that lost her lotto winnings after buying the tickets with a stolen credit card, a guy busted operating a strip club out of his garage, a woman arrested for assaulting her boyfriend with a pork chop, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that made a strange Super Bowl bet with his girlfriend, a drug dealer busted after going on a Netflix show about dealing drugs, two women who had an incest competition, a WWI Hand grenade was found in a sack of potatoes, a stripper that got in a fight and ripped the electric meter off a wall, a guy that caught on fire after getting tased, how people feel about getting a sex toy as a gift, a customer that called 911 when a fast food restaurant put onions on his burger, a mother-in-law in trouble for stealing her son-in-law’s nude pics off her daughters phone, a flight that returned to the gate 3 times, clerk that stopped a robbery with a banana, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about you can sync your sex toy with the team you’re routing for during the big football game, valet service employees caught taking vehicles on a joy ride, something in your car with more bacteria on it than a public toilet, ‘Fiji Water Girl’ suing the company for using her image, a dude caught on video trying to pull a slip and fall scam, police officer that got a biscuit with a profanity written on it from a fast food restaurant, a woman that found a hook in her tampon, two guys raising a plastic baby doll, an online forum for people to buy/sell/trade sex dolls and parts, Ask D&CtF: Listeners need help with an indecent proposal and a gross lesbian girlfriend, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about everything being closed due to weather being too cold, a pharmaceutical sales rep in trouble for giving lap dances to doctors, celebrities you hate but don’t know why, a woman so dedicated to public self-pleasuring she kept doing it in the police car, a new trend of going on vacation with strangers, a woman that can taste names, smoking weed drying up women’s bits, a pothole that turned out to be a hidden underground tunnel leading to a bank, the most searched for Super Bowl foods, the most popular strange snack food combinations, a woman that survived a hippo attack, a guy that’s leaving urine soaked bologna on people’s door steps, and more!