Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how much of what you learned is school is actually used in real life, a woman that accidentally took a stranger off life support, tennis pro Andy Murray accidentally posted a pic of wiener on instagram, does Matthew McConaughey manscape?, a woman using business cards to advertise her drug dealing business, a breastfeeding mother kicked out of a public pool, a guy that dated a cockroach then ate her after she died, a drunk passenger who caused a flight to reroute ordered to pay for the wasted fuel, how did you realize your porn obsession was out of control, a Peruvian funeral that VERY wrong, the best city to be an NFL fan in, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a things/pics you can put into your dating profile to stand out, some Canadians stuck in a 70 car pile-up played hockey to pass the time, Apple starting a service like Netflix but for video games, a guy in trouble for randomly licking women’s butts in public, rude airline passenger slammed after complaining about middle seat, a woman that was trapped in an elevator for 3 days, top things Americans are afraid off, a guy that assaulted his wife with a burrito, pets sending owners a message with their butts, a winter jacket crime spree, a company releasing a $2500 version of Jenga, a guy that died after eating 5 day old spaghetti,, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from an listener describing something he had to do in the bedroom after losing a bet to his wife, an elderly lady who drove her car through a funeral home during a service, Netflix issuing a ‘Do Not Watch Alone’ warning on a new documentary, a road rage incident in Massachusetts where a guy rode on the hood of a SUV, Trust No One- Help No One trucker stories, a mail carrier’s truck that caught on fire while making deliveries, a bed that rocks you to sleep, a 3-year-old lost in the woods for a couple days claims a bear took care of him, things you can do to distress, a guy busted for bank robbery after using a bird scooter as his getaway vehicle , and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about autocorrect fails people have suffered from, web browsers that will have possible “fake news” warnings on potentially fake stories, the age people think they are too old to workout, how you injured your pecker, a guy in trouble for attacking his girlfriend with sex toys, a dude that live tweeted his step son trying to sneak a girl out of the house after a one night stand, the world’s most popular sperm donor, a road rage guy caught on video punching a windshield, a woman that stripped in front of a bank manager to secure a loan, the New England Patriots mascot being tackled by a professional football player at the Pro Bowl, a woman only campsite called She-roo at Bonnaroo , a guy who didn’t want to see his parents so he called in a fake bomb threat on their flight, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a magician in trouble for getting a little too handsy with kids, Fortnite being used as a way to launder money, a celebrity that keeps getting hit on senior women, a guy that stabbed someone when an exchange of pants went wrong, naked wedding dresses predicted to be the next trend, a woman who is planning to marry her duvet, the biggest food sin you’ve seen someone commit, a college that mistakenly sent out hundreds of acceptance letters, a country giving women above a certain age extra paid time off to date men, a woman that showed up a month early for a job interview, the country that drinks the most beer on earth, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about new eSports arenas opening up in Walmart stores, how spicy food can help your sex life, Oscar nominations announced, something Pamela Anderson thinks the “worst lovers” do, a woman offering up sexual favors in exchange for some potatoes crisps and $5, the new trend in male hairstyles is “troll doll“ hair, women in Japan encouraged to give sexy underwear and a loaf of bread for Valentine’s Day, your dong shrinks as you get older, a shoplifter that stole a guitar by shoving it down his pants, you can buy dirty tissues to help build up your immune system, a guy in trouble for pleasuring himself in the pillow isle of a store, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an Amazon delivery driver caught crashing into trash cans, a UPS driver that saved a dog from a frozen pond, cocaine in human waste causing eels to freak out, the top “Should I...?” questions people ask Google, movies you’ve walked out on, government shutdown causes porn viewing increase in Washington DC, airline passenger that forced a flight attendant to wipe him, a paraplegic man stars in his first porn, Ask D&CtF: a listener needs advice on sexual positions, horses that helped cops bust a suspect, a Baby Bjorn for your big football game snacks, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was caught shaving her legs at the pool, moms in jail, how the universe has effed you, whether or not millennials are having less sex, whether or not you are a dick, how nerds are actually better lovers, a guys who gets confronted for eating a burrito on a train, hung dating, the biggest turn offs in someone’s house, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs help with his poop anxiety issue, weird way Mike Tyson got his pet tigers, things Americans do that confuse people in other parts of the world, a woman that had something stuck in her throat for 17 days, a gay couple that posed as FBI agents so they could bring their dog into a café, a company that provides the services of a ‘Blood Boy,’ a guy taking his emotional support alligator to senior communities, a driver that tried to destroy a snowman got instant karma, a gang hit man that was busted by his GPS watch, pleasuring yourself in the workplace, women putting parsley someplace it probably shouldn’t go, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs advice about what to do after scissoring with a friend, ‘To Catch a Predator’ host Chris Hansen arrested, Steve Carrel working on an ‘Office’ type show based on the Space Force, a former NFL player tackled a peeping tom looking into his daughter’s bedroom, a man stabbed 13 times by girlfriend proposes to her in court, a guy that tried to cure back pain by injecting himself with his own semen, the right age to lose your virginity, a cop that busts up a rowdy threesome discovers his wife was a participant, a casino that paid out a jackpot to the wrong person, and more!