Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about using snooze is wasting your life, a wild turkey causing trouble for commuters, Neil DeGrasse Tyson accused of some inappropriate things, a Christmas song being called out by the #METOO movement, the most influential movies of all time, a guy with a stutter found a cure by speaking in an Irish accent, a dude acquitted of public masturbation charges because his dong was too large, what Luke Sky Walker got busted doing, Ask D&Ctf: Listeners need help with marriage and sexual identity, a jewelry store that fended off a robbery with swords, a dude busted smuggling dead bodies, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a 17year old kid busted going 138 MPH because he was ale for curfew, a listener that has an awkward roommate situation, would you bang your partner out of a coma, Chris Evans may NOT be out as Captain America now, Hugh Jackman doing a musical tour, some elementary school kids busted eating weed gummies, a family’s home Xmas display so epic the city will fine them if they turn it on, something that has been breaking into homes and pooping on pillows, a guy that accidentally shot himself in the balls at Walmart, a porn site battling Starbuck’s internet porno ban, the holiday gift most wanted by people, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Starbucks selling a new latte that tastes like a Christmas tree, the most popular restaurants for first dates, a smoking suitcase that caused an airport evacuation, Playboy.com being sued for NOT being accessible to the blind, Trent Reznor refuses to guest list Ted Cruz at a NIN show, a woman that pulled a knife on a man after he complained about her farting in public, a fast food restaurant that tested positive for poop on ALL of their touch screen ordering stations, new pet and toddler friendly Christmas tree, dumb animatronic dancing Christmas toys, a local news station that took it very serious when an inflatable snowman was slashed by a vandal, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that punched a cop and ate her boyfriend’s deceased mother’s diamond earrings, a University giving professors hockey pucks to defend against active shooters, people willing to give up social media to never get sick again, creator of Spongebob Squarepants passed away, women dirtier in the bedroom these days, more sex doll brothels starting to open across Canada, a guy that donated bone marrow just to talk to a girl and saved a 10-year old boy, a monk involved in a scandal involving drugs and making sex tapes, something women can sleep with to get better sleep, a guy that stabbed someone over an under cooked baked potato, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about big surprises after doing an ancestor DNA test, drug smugglers busted trying to disguise cocaine as large genitalia in their pants, worst superhero origin movies of all time, a bank that mistakenly loaded $100 bills where the $20’s go in an ATM, a guy that got a ticket for smelling a hash brown while driving, what happens with your brain after you die, the proper way to wash your dong, a woman that attacked her boyfriend on Thanksgiving for not wanting sex with her, how long it takes to pass a Lego if you swallow one, a dude that went hang gliding and without attaching himself to the glider, a guy’s Snapchat joke got him kicked off a flight, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a driver that mistook a pond for a puddle, a dude that stole an identity to get new $40,000 teeth and an expensive puppy, a couple that found a winning lotto ticket while cleaning the house, Hugh Hefner had a stash of celebrity sex tapes from the Playboy Mansion, a realtor that used professional underwear models in a home listing, sleeping with your best friends mom/dad, teenagers that stole an airplane and took it for a joyride, a lady that got stuck in a tree trying to rescue her cat, a turtle found pulling 1800 pounds of cocaine in the ocean, people suffering from “holiday burn-out,” health benefits from playing the game Tetris, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the men who have lost a few inches off their dongs, your high at work mishap (part 1), your high at work mishap (part 2), your biggest medical overreaction, a woman who told her husband she is swearing off sex, the craziest thing you learned from a DNA test, what people find is the sexiest accent in the world, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about dumb things you’ve said to a cop, kids who have spent their parents’ money, when you have encountered unexpected ass, what a woman did to screw you over, jock itch, the Me TOOT movement, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most searched our Thanksgiving meal recipes, a cyclist that threw his own feces at a woman driving a car that hit him, Brad Pitt turned his backyard into an adventure park for his kids, how you helped a friends fetish become a reality, best advice given by a grandparent, a mom that drove two miles with her kid on the hood of her car when he refused to go to the dentist, a dude that caught himself and two cars on fire while trying to steal gas, teens getting drunk on boiled tampon juice, “Psychics for your pets” businesses are booming, a bear that broke into a car and ate 49 candy bars, a dog captured on security cam shoplifting, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that attacked a repo man with a baseball bat while he was repossessing her car, a new nut allergy treatment that involves ingesting fecal matter, how Jay-Z song lyrics got the cops called on a guy, a small town that busted 58,000 speeders with new traffic cams, a woman planning 1000 person orgy in Denver, a drunk driver caught with a BAC level eight times over the legal limit, a hunter that was rescued after hanging upside down from his tree blind for 2 hours, a dude in trouble for inappropriate relations with a miniature horse, a new burger with 8 slices of cheese on top, Santa app that is threatening kids, Russian police that put out a fire using snowballs, and more!