Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy busted stealing a man’s underwear during an open house showing, somehow a kid got a bag of poop while trick or treating, Sharon Osborne drugged Ozzy to get him to confess to cheating, a woman that may have received the world’s longest CVS receipt, a chick dealing with a farting boob after a botched plastic surgery, the one thing that’s keeping you single, company holiday parties starting to make a comeback, “Merv-erts” people who are obsessed with mermaids, a dude gets busted cheating after he pooped his lovers bed, a guy who just died after eating a slug on a dare 10 years ago, how much having a cell phone costs you in a lifetime, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that was trapped in her bath tub for five days, a hunter that got shot in the back by his DOG, Prince Charles gets his shoelaces ironed, a Gladiator sequel coming after 18 years, a man with a knife and bandages on his face that was found walking in the middle of a LA expressway, insider details on that Sex Island orgy trip, the best sex tip someone has given you, an vegan woman that attacked her elderly Italian woman for cooking a meat sauce, a man with a rare medical condition that caused him to cry blood, someone that had their home broken into and toilet stolen, the signs of true love, Chris Hemsworth picked up a hitchhiker in a helicopter, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who needs help with her partners poop issue and someone who’s friend might be dating a cam girl, a school principal that showed up to work drunk on alcohol awareness week, an actor that cut off his own arm and claimed to be a war veteran to get acting roles, the top earning deceased celebrities, construction workers that found over 1000 human teeth hidden in a wall, a new Crossfit cruise launching, a sex act causing women to go temporally deaf, a rise in men getting penis fillers to boost their self-esteem, what did you see that made you say “Don’t be gross!,” someone actually named their baby after Colonel Sanders, and more!  This episode is powered by [ZipRecruiter.com](http://ziprecruiter.com/dctf)

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the amount of calories you can burn watching scary movies, a kid that tested positive for meth after putting fake Halloween teeth in mouth, Boy Meets World star stops a burglary in his home, a nun that changed careers and became an adult film star, top fears in each state, hotel workers that have to clean up poop after billionaire sex parties, the official best and worst Halloween candy of all time, Russian scientist on Antarctica that stabbed his co-worker because he kept spoiling the ending of books he was reading, a retirement home that hired naked butlers as a treat for residents, a federal employee that got a virus on government computers after looking at porn, and more!  This episode is powered by [BLUECHEW](http://bluechew.com/dctf)

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a list of the top Halloween movies, a woman sick of negative political ads made her own commercial, a family that found $17,000 in jewelry in a board game bought from a thrift shop, a politician accused of being in a porn and punching the director, a gynecologist that dyed a patients genitalia purple, songs that are used to torture inmates by US interrogators, growing up with strict parents, a fear that made you end a relationship, a nationwide crackdown on prostitution in strip clubs, a new show coming that combines paranormal investigating and porn, an all you can drink craft brew airline in the works, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a 911 call that took 4 days for police to respond to, a man arrested for a plan to murder and eat a woman, a listener dealing with a night time diddle fingers problem, the Simpsons may be getting rid of Apu, a guy confused why people were upset about his families Hitler Halloween costumes, the creepiest gift someone has given you, a peeping tom busted using a drone to spy on women living in high rise apartments, a couple that found a hidden camera in their cruise ship room, Sweden working to make sex toys safer, dirty secrets your parents uncovered about you, pet owners that claim their cat is their best friend, and more!  This espiode is powered by [BLUECHEW.com](http://bluechew.com/dctf)

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a driver that used an Uber as a getaway from the police, a woman in trouble for having too many butterflies in yard, Dave suffering from some serious “Jingle-it is,” Justin Bieber doesn’t know how to eat a burrito, a naked woman’s attempt to bite off man’s penis during threesome, how much it would cost to break your best friends leg, an electronic pill that lets you track your farts in real time, simple things adults are embarrassed that they can’t do, a woman trying to make her wedding dress out of her deceased mother’s hair, a guy that won the lotto because of a broken hip, ranking of the best Halloween candy, how many days of the year are spent looking at your phone, and more!  Today's episode is powered by [Robinhood.com](http://robinhood.com/dctf)

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what working for a robot boss would be like, a woman knocked off her motorcycle by a flying turkey, a man in trouble for leaving his poopy diapers all over, the top horror villains of all time, a personal trainer that got his overweight client banned from fast-food restaurants, a dude busted smuggling live cobras, a soccer player that bit off part of an opposing players nose, a woman so mad about a stores return policy she urinated on merchandise, boring people talk more than interesting people, a man that burned down his house when he tried to kill spiders with a blow torch, a dog that sneaks out of its home at night and runs a burger scam, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about guys that bring their day job into bedroom role-plays, John Mayer sings his own songs to women before sex, Jerry Springer coming back to TV, cops looking for a guy asking young men to pee in a bottle, a guy that used a mobility scooter to tow a boat to the harbor, Swedish Elvis exists, a grandpa in China that romps around the city in a leopard outfit on all fours, you can hire a “drug-sitter” to take care of you while tripping on drugs, police looking for a guy that covered a police cruiser in maple syrup, a brawl that broke out over witchcraft in Salem, an opera singing donkey that serenades passersby, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about foods to avoid around the holidays, a couple who called the cops on a monkey that keeps eating their mail, a YouTuber that left a $10,000 tip for some water, WWE Universal Champion Roman Reigns announces he is fighting leukemia, Sarah Silverman admits to letting Louis CK pleasure himself in front of her, the 20 best horror movies in the last 20 years, a female police officer under investigation for shoving her panties in another male officers mouth, a Canadian woman arrested and charged with witchcraft, someone suing a haunted attraction for being too scary, being a victim of a dirty scam, the Titanic II is setting sail in 2022, most common sex injuries, and more!