Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a how your pets send you a message when they’re not happy, a dominatrix in trouble for extorting clients, bizarre celebrity phobias, a school that had to put a fence up to keep hookers off the campus, signs that your relationship was doomed, a woman that invited a Tindr date home and he stole her dog, your girls nastiest habit, a paddle boarder that had a close call with a shark, a new texting app that makes texts impossible to ignore, top things parents are concerned about with their kids today, people who pick their vehicle based on if their pet would like it, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy that called in bomb and mass shooting threats to his job to get long weekends at work, why lottery winners make bad neighbors, there is going to be a reality show about jizz, a family dog that dug up a package of black tar heroin, a senior citizen sex ring busted in Florida, what the new dating term “stashing” means, a woman divorcing her husband because he refuses to install a toilet, your quickest high to low moment, women could have a depressed vagina, how you eat your ice cream could reveal the type of person you are, a guy that stole a sex toy and made his getaway in the family minivan, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a criminal distracted by eclipse that got arrested, not asking for more anesthetic at the dentist, more celebrity nudes leaked online, a dad banned from his child’s school after a comment he posted on social media, a bartender who received a lotto ticket as a tip and won $100,000, a woman that had to get help from Facebook when she couldn’t climb out of her pool, dumping someone because they refuse to perform orally, a burglar that got busted after he stopped to jerk off after a heist, things you berate yourself for doing, a carjacker that tried to steal a car from three football players, a new disgusting trend in coffee, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about all the hype around today’s solar eclipse, Tommy Lee caught joining the “Mile High” club on a recent flight, Foo Fighters “Rick-Rolled” a music festival crowd WITH Rick Astley, a dad that jumped an open draw bridge, a mother /daughter duo busted running a naught massage parlor, a landlord busted demanding sex for lower rent and maintenance work, the strange thing you do when your drunk, the rudest thing people do at restaurants, a man that brought a woman home while his wife was out of town and got robbed blind, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about gross food habits people have, a city dealing with a bull that escaped and is running loose, Billy Idol was in the running for a major role in T2: Judgment Day, a mom caught doing cocaine off her phone while waiting in the school pickup line, Millennials less interested in boobs, a drunk woman that was almost hooked by a fisherman that bit his fishing line then swam away, the shadiest thing you’ve done for a friend, a guy that pulled a gun replica on a fast food worker when the ice cream machine wasn’t working, a pill that could cur peanut allergies, a public bathroom shut down due to too many kinky sex acts with vegetables taking place, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a creepy free massage ad a listener found on Craigslist, a woman that was subjected to an 11 minute roadside body cavity search, a place that had a kale eating competition, a list of the highest paid actresses this year, a manager of an ice cream restaurant in trouble for mooning a customer, an Australian man protesting his neighbors in the nude, men being more emotional when watching movies on planes, a guy that got shot in the heart by a nail gun and drove himself to the emergency room, what made people think that you were gay?, a drunk driver that hit a person and claimed he was drinking on doctors orders, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most dangerous foods in the world, Dave’s collection of kitchen gadgets, an ESPN Fantasy football skit being called racist, a man high on meth and thought ‘the Purge’ was happening, there is a blowjob thief on the loose in China, major relationship issues people have looked past, a man that bought male enhancement pills then exposed himself to the clerk to show how well they work, how did a “side-piece” bust you? A man dressed as Chewbacca that beat up a ski resort employee, an airline that wants to limit how much passengers can drink before a flight, scientists trying to create a healthy pizza, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things that confuse tourists when they come to the USA, an iguana that got on the loose and attacked a bicyclist, using emoji’s in work emails makes you seem incompetent, Rick Flair in a coma, a Deadpool 2 stunt woman dying in a stunt gone wrong, a woman that gets such a rush from shoplifting that it causes her to move her bowels, foods men can eat to smell more attractive to women, an electronic “zap” device to help you lose weight, what made you stop effing someone, an increase in requests for sex dolls that resembled deceased lovers, a man involved in a police chase after stealing a steam roller, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the strangest toppings you can get on a pizza, a city that installed “Giving Meters” to help cut down on panhandlers, you can stay the night at the home President Trump was conceived in, Emergency crews rush to save a body in a creek but it turned out to be a Dracula doll, a senior citizen that drove her car off a 7-story parking structure, perverts using airdrop to send unsolicited penis pictures on public transit, a dude busted jerking it in a park and blamed it on a scary groundhog, the show tries to help some listeners with some personal issues they can’t ask anyone else about, sexy thieves stealing expensive watches in night clubs, a woman that make counterfeit tickets for amusement park rides, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about South Carolina police asking for help in tracking down the “Lizard Man,” a man that found a six foot boa constrictor that’s been living in his attic for years, creepy ass doll collections, a company selling “spicy” condoms, the most popular foods to eat after getting it on, a guy who tried to put out a car fire by shooting it with a gun, the creepiest way you were “booty hunted,” a couple of public masturbators in trouble, a drunk driver that pulled a bike out of his trunk and tried to flee police, a woman who may have sang the worst version of the National Anthem, and more!