Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the countries with the best food in the world, a woman killed by a hippo on an African safari, over 200 people sick after eating donuts, a cruise ship forced to spend 10 days in blackout because of a threat of pirates, a couple that fell in love doing crossfit and got married in a gym, a new social media trend/challenge involving boobs, secrets from industry insiders that most people don’t know, a man that kicked a 6-year old girl he thought was stealing his Chuck-E-Cheese tokens, the worst thing you’ve seen at a fair, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most and least pet friendly cities, how to react when a man demands sex from another man, the fifty LEAST powerful people in the country, a dead body that fell out the back of a coroners van into traffic, a couple in trouble for getting it on in the bleachers at a state fair, a guy that accidentally shot a woman in her genitals in a gun/sex fantasy gone wrong, women who watch porn are disappointed in their lover, a burglar busted by DNA evidence because he pooped at the crime scene and didn’t flush the toilet, the most effed up thing your buddy has done, a dentist in trouble for practicing while drunk, Cheetos opening a pop-up restaurant with feeds made from Cheetos, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a cop busted looking at porn on the job and claims he was doing research, a pizza restaurant rolling out a self-service pizza portal, a guy that sang Pearl Jam while being arrested on LIVE TV, a naked man that was injecting drugs into his genitals while inside a fast food restaurant, men confessing that have had sex with coconuts, the stinkiest thing you’ve found in your bed, a guy who tried to deposit a fake million dollar bill, the most illegal thing you’ve done with your parents, a haunted doll sold on eBay is now attacking the new owners, a seafood restaurant that gives discounts if you have big boobs, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy high on meth that cut his own nose off, Chris Pratt and Anna Farris call it quits, the most popular music fests to have sex at, a police officer with “Chuck Luck” that got tazed and bitten by a K-9 Officer, lesbian orgy stories, a guy who turned himself into police because they agreed to take down his unflattering mug shot, what made you say “I shouldn’t marry this bitch?”, the accents voted most sexy, a 16 year old unable to walk after his legs were bitten by tiny marine creatures, a woman busted stealing a ton of condiments from a fast food restaurant, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some thieves that keep stealing redbull causing havoc at gas stations, a guy that broke into a house and tried to hop into the shower with the homeowner, NASA hiring someone to protect the planet, people that have been kidnapped, a dude busted pleasuring himself to “The Emjoi Movie,” attempt to help listeners with fetish questions in the “Fetish Files,” a man that got his penis impaled on an iron fence, hackers that were able to turn automatic car washes into a weapon, an old guy that was banned from a beach for looking for a “sugar baby”, a birth control sticker that goes over your pee-hole, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about signs you are out of shape, a dude arrested for walking around nude twice in one day, a 17 year old that opened a plane’s emergency exit door and jumped out moments after it landed, a dude busted sexually pleasuring a donkey, a brawl that broke out at a mall over free lipstick, how frequently some people wash their hands, a 77 year old man arrested for squirting his girlfriend with lube, admitting that you posted a creepy ad on Craigslist, a crazy pizza delivery driver that threatened to rob a women who didn’t tip him, a bad thing that happens if you sleep too long, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about seven things that can kill you during the summer, a celebrity that claims to have seen Bigfoot, songs DJ’s have banned from playing at a wedding, a man that attacked his son in a fight over a hedgehog, the most painful places to get a bee sting, the funniest words in the world, people freaking out over ice cream sandwiches that won’t melt, a guy found walking down the street naked with a sex toy in his rear, the worst thing you caught someone doing in your house, a bride that pulled a gun on her groom, solar eclipse is causing a higher demand for booze & weed, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most unhealthy chain restaurant meals available, a guy that takes his pet chickens on walks every day, jobs that are safe from being taken by robots, a guy in Germany that avoids traffic by swimming to work, a man that died during a penis enlargement procedure, sperm banks can’t keep up with the demand for redhead semen, a new trend of hiring a professional photographer to document bachelor/bachelorette parties, a woman arrested for assaulting her brother with chicken nuggets, twelve prison inmates that used peanut butter to escape, a passenger that got naked on a Vegas flight, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how video games at work can help relive work stress, a creepy janitor busted taking up skirt photos, the worst reviewed movie of the summer, getting a naughty piercing accidentally ripped out, a woman that had to call 911 because she had a boa constrictor stuck on her face, a guy who stabbed his friend over a game of “Magic: The Gathering,” a new “sleeping beauty” diet, the fastest you’ve destroyed something expensive, a mom that used her breast milk to make brownies for a school bake sale, a threesome on a balcony that ended very badly, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an elderly couple who have visited every single Cracker Barrel in the country except one, a theme park with very strict ride regulations, the most attractive celebrities according to science, list of the highest paid comedians, a one armed clown with a machete taped to his amputated arm gets arrested, a woman that discovered a homeless man living in her attic, how often hotels really change bed sheets, how a guy busted with 70 crack rocks tried to hide them from the cops, the worst place you got your balls stuck, a guy who smuggled kind Cobra’s into the country using Pringles cans, a guy who tried to jump start his career in comedy the wrong way, and more!