Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about tips that could save your life, a woman that busted through a security gate & drove on airport runway, Ezra Miller arrested for freaking out at people singing at a Karaoke Bar, a woman that got a butt stick vibrator stuck inside her, an on-duty cop busted getting a sexual favor from a woman, a guy that nearly ripped his partners penis off in an argument over what’s for dinner, a woman that let a tiny abandoned bird nest in her hair for months, cops stopping a man that built his own helicopter from flying, the Presidential Jet from Mexico can now be rented for special occasions, a company apologizes after saying women smell 5x worse than men, sex robots could make society better, a senator apologizes after falling for story about litterboxes in school bathrooms, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a couple listeners struggling to find love on dating apps, apologies given after the Will Smith/Chris Rock Oscar slap, the guy who makes fake penis prosthetics for Hollywood, a woman that stabbed her boyfriend during an argument about a Tyler Perry movie, a guy that urinated on a gas station snack rack when his payment was declined, a woman that quit her job to try living as a vampire, a guy busted with a stash of stolen bikes so big you could see them from space, man arrested for tracking a woman with an Apple watch, a St. Patrick’s Day school picture day fail, making purchases online and forgetting, a guy arrested after running over his ex-girlfriends parents, shouting swear words helps ease pain, the internet is torn over the best kind of bread, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about weird things that people do in their sleep, the passing of Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins, Will Smith slapped Chris Rock after a joke about his wife at the Oscars, a guy that accidentally shot himself in the testicles, a town warned about a nude cyclist riding through a park, an elderly man that shut down a theme park by complaining about noise, having a critter get into your place through the toilet, what went wrong when a guy tried to do his own circumcision, the driver in the truck from the viral tornado video speaks about what happened, a woman that claims she found a live mouse in her fast food beverage, a corpse that fell out of a transport vehicle after an accident, a psychic accused of swindling millions, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man angering his neighbors with a 24/7 yard sale, who Jim Carrey wanted to co-star with him in “Dumb and Dumber,” an elderly man arrested for drawing a pickle ball court on a gym floor with a marker, a guy protesting a dentist office by shredding guitar outside the practice, a man trying to sell a haunted ventriloquist doll, an adult content creator making money letting people watch her take COVID tests, fetishes that this show has unlocked in you, two guys arrested for poisoning their boss with eye drops, an escaped kangaroo sighting in Michigan, metal detector enthusiast finds an old cannon ball, a skinny thief escaped jail lockup sliding through the cell bars, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the dream meanings people Google the most, Pete Davidson’s mom wants him to have a baby with Kim, a woman that called 911 when she was shorted chicken from KFC, bakery that sells erotic themed treat, what an “autosexual” can do with themselves, finding out something from a background check that made you stop dating a person, Ask D&CtF: should a listener help her son find a sex toy?, man with brain implant wants to hear TOOL, a male birth control pill that’s 99% effective, a new vegan friendly beef jerky is coming to stores, an old woman that was accused of throwing poop but was really feeding squirrels, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things the most boring people do for fun, a WWE Superstar almost died during an in-ring accident, Dave reviews movies he watched while on a plane, a woman hospitalized after holding her farts in front of her boyfriend for too long, woman with the biggest legal breast implants in USA claims they are causing her health problems, a guy who let his Tinder date tattoo him, a teenager involved in an accident got a sickle lodged in his head, an acupuncturist arrested for recording female patients with a hidden camera, a DQ worker took a customer’s credit card info to pay for OnlyFans subscriptions, what “kitchen table polyamory” means, a woman reunited with her dog after a Uber Eats driver stole it, the best pizza cities in America, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about skills/jobs that have been lost due to modern technology, Tom Hanks photobombed another wedding, Sandra Bullock regrets making one movie, a woman that was ratted out to cops for DUI by her 9 year-old son, a cop fired after getting busted visiting male prostitutes by his wife, a woman that needed surgery after swallowing a sewing needle, a baby born with two dongs and no butthole, an OnlyFans model that took nudes while recovering from brain surgery, how women can find out if their men are using OnlyFans, craziest thing you’ve busted your partner watching, a flying Tesla stunt getting a TikToker in trouble, a guy busted a food delivery guy eating his food on his doorbell cam, a dog finds a ball that turned out to be a baggie of meth, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a mysterious text that Dave received in the middle of the night, waking up during a medical procedure, Pete Davidson no longer going to space with Bezos, a woman that got a small drinking glass lodged in her bladder, an Airbnb renter that had all of her appliances stolen by a guest, a magician is scamming cashiers using sleight of hand, a woman trying to track down the man she tattooed the name of on her butt, a text message typo triggered an armed police response, a fast food worker that shot at a customer after he threw mayo at her, a thief that tried to carjack a marked police car with officers inside, a Canadian man with a hockey stick on roller blades stole a woman’s hat & coffee, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your greatest sexual achievement, a Florida fart fight, audio porn, a woman who walked in on her husband banging her mom, a good husband and wife survey from the 1930s, when you were busted on a dating site, space crimes, an email about an encounter with a pervy priest, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a chainsaw fight, how your parents scared you straight, the woman who claims to have found a human penis in a grocery store, fighting off being horny, if you let your partner do something dirty online, things that saved your life, a question about fart fetishes, Botox for scrotums, the dumbest thing you’ve done while driving, Dave’s cold penis, and more!