Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a chainsaw fight, how your parents scared you straight, the woman who claims to have found a human penis in a grocery store, fighting off being horny, if you let your partner do something dirty online, things that saved your life, a question about fart fetishes, Botox for scrotums, the dumbest thing you’ve done while driving, Dave’s cold penis, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the old guy who sued a dating site, recycling condoms, how you got invited to be part of a cuckold, the old lady who fought off an intruder using her MMA training, an illegal underground casino gets busted, a dildo mystery, when marriage gets real, an email about a creepy mortician, the average age for the first time having sex, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about cheating leads to an attack, the food eating Uber driver, a low speed chase on a tractor, fast food employee gets attacked over nuggets, hiring an escort for your buddy, Chuck’s soft life declaration, Trucker Tuesday stories, Chlamydia guy writes in to the show, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the weirdest thing you’ve seen a roommate do, when you were hit with a car by a family member, weight gain, rivalries in pop culture, being confused by a symbol on the bathroom, nearly missing a flight, Dave kissing a listener, boner problems hotline, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a diamond that was made out of Ranch dressing, Jeff Bezos upset that his space suit made his junk look small, a guy that assaulted someone with a live seagull, a dude won a candy company contest but mistakenly ate the proof, an extreme NASCAR trailer home for sale going viral, a woman kicked out of a Meatloaf musical for singing along too loudly, a single guy that put up billboards to find himself a wife, disturbing things you found in your partners nightstand, an elementary school assistant principal fired for reading a silly children’s book, thieves stole a million dollars’ worth of cars from a dealership, a guy that has spent 20 years living on cruise ships, a woman who claims her guinea pigs helped her survive the pandemic, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most popular desserts in each state, Tony Hawk severely broke his femur, a dude that freaked out and punch a hole in a wall at an ice cream parlor, Tinder going to offer users background checks on matches, how your pubes could help save the planet, what’s the most intimate thing you’ve done for your partner, another DoorDash delivery completed by police after driver was arrested, Americans are scared to poop  at work, a woman busted huffing men’s spray deodorant while driving, a bunch of slot machines confiscated from illegal casino setup in a mall, a dad that tossed his toddler out the 2nd floor window of a burning apartment, NASA wants to send you to the moon…kinda, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about getting presents as an adult vs. getting presents as a kid, Edward Scissorhands house remodeled to look like the movie set & put up for sale, claims that Machine Gun Kelly doesn’t really play guitar live, a dude busted recording over 500 naked men in gym locker rooms, a NYC man that needed rescue twice in two days while hiking, an OnlyFans star almost dies doing a livestream in a hot tub, a demon locked in a rock for 1000 years was just released in Japan, Ask D&CtF- A listener has a concern about her boyfriend’s dong, a trucker fears he was spied on while dropping a deuce, plus an encounter with a Tennessee thruple, a guy in trouble for using COVID funds to buy a rare Pokémon card, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about living in a house that you know someone had been murdered in?, how the movies get things wrong about certain jobs, the saddest songs of all time, a woman shot her husband in the junk with a spear gun when he didn’t make her dinner, a drunk guy pretending to be a cop pulls over a REAL cop, a dude that did 7 years in prison is now a successful male porn star, a woman with a full beard has a tough time trying to date, a woman got a mysterious bite on her foot while on safari causing tons of health issues, fisherman rescued after wind blew their shanty a mile into the bay, a teacher accused of biting two students during a pickle theft, the frozen foods that are the worst for your health, an Indian TV host that berated the wrong guest, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener needs advice about dating a woman that is part of the occult, Madonna putting actresses through a boot camp to see if they can play her in a biopic, human heads stolen out of a truck transporting medical remains, a dude scammed out of $260K in a dating crypto currency scam, a real estate agent took buyers through a home not even for sale, a woman almost killed by her sex toy, conflict with Russia/Ukraine is causing issues with the Canadian dish poutine, a man lost his wallet in Times Square with $4K in cash got it returned, invasive parachuting spiders taking over the East coast, a woman fighting to keep her “FART” license plate, meat from endangered sharks found in dog and cat food, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things that people think are illegal but are not, Pete Davidson is supposed to go to space with Bezos, a guy that tried to seduce his friends mom by biting her nipples, a dude warning guys to be careful trying to orally service themselves, a family that accidentally left their sleeping kid in a taxi, a dude that sold an Andy Warhol original to pay to get his dog cloned, Ask D&CtF: a listener has a question about something going on with her bits the show has never heard of before, a guy that had a strange encounter with someone offering free rent on Craigslist, a sex offender busted using a fake ID to get a job at a fair, a model claiming Airbnb kicked her out for being too hot, and more!