Dear Pod,

Get into your Cocktail Waitress costume and a different type of mask this year, cause it's time to celebrate another go at HALLOWEEN! Do we give kids candy this year? Are they coming to our front door? Or do we just buy a slingshot and fire a Baby Ruth at them? Let's pour ourselves a nice, stiff glass of Witches Brew and figure out if we pass out colored pencils or hand sanitizer this year.

GUEST ALERT! It's not so much that we see dead people, it's just that they just won't shut up. This week, as the Ladies take on questions regarding PSYCHICS, Erin and Patty welcome Psychic Medium, ANGELINA DIANA, to the pod. Candles are lit. Mind is clear. If anything starts to float in the Maha'a Tiki lounge, we are outta here! Now, I predict that you will goto patreon.com/dearpodofficial and become a member. It's true. I saw it. Get going. I can wait.

GUEST ALERT! Hide your kids and hide your wife because we're celebrating October by embracing the GHOSTS that walk among us. Do you still talk to your old dead girlfriend even though you've been married to another woman for years? Do we use "sporks" in the after-life? Grab a scone as we welcome Emily Seeley Banos to the pod and see how much a group of adults can piss off a dead, sea captain.

GUEST ALERT! Fill the canteens, pack your socks and pitch a tent, cause this week we're all hanging out in the great outdoors. Erin and Patrick will be safely inside the nearest hotel, warm and toasted as the rest of us are braving the elements. Join us with special guest, Mountain Climber, Author, Speaker and Over-Achiever, JOHN BEEDE, as we shimmy up the side of the weekly cliff that we call, DEAR POD.

Filtered or unfiltered, it doesn't matter. This episode on SMOKING is definitely going to tar up your lungs. Does your 85 years old father practically burn the house down every time he lights up? Is the expression "My Husband Is Smoking In The Bedroom" not a real turn on in your house? Grab a Krispy Kreme and smoke 'em if ya got 'em, cause we're blazing up this week's episode.

We got a wedding ANNIVERSARY in the Maha'a Tiki Lounge this week. It's only nine years but in pandemic time that equals one hundred and thirty seven years. Whether you pay off your spouses bookie or get them an overpriced, sandwich bag full of apples, the gifts are overflowing this year. Let's all pile into the mudroom and get this party started!

Some topics bear repeating. And when you're in the middle of a pandemic, we're going to take the easy way out and give you another take on SHOPPING. Apparently, Moth has more to say on this subject. About 10,000 things more. Let's head to Sears and see what the hub-bub is all about this week.

GUEST ALERT! Power up your computers. Get your masks on. Do not sit next to anyone on the bus. I don't care how you're getting there but dammit, you're going back to SCHOOL. And don't give me any crap that you don't feel well, cause I have a school nurse here today who will take your temperature in the exit only zone. Ya get me?! Just so we're clear.

Do I wife swap? Should I let my kid cut into a golf ball? Do I douse myself with gasoline before shooting this shark with my flare gun? These are the burning questions that one encounter during a GRAB BAG session. So, grab your Stella Doro's and dip. This may be a bit dry.

GUEST ALERT! Come and knock on our door. We've been waiting for this weeks episode on TELEVISION. The Red (actually green) Carpet is rolled out for this week's in-studio guest, 1970's sitcom legend, RICHARD KLINE! The dirt gets dished on everything from Singer Sewing Machine commercials to Herve Villechaize. So, grab your roommates, let's all meet at the "Beagle", and we'll all learn how to blow dry our chest hair.