We're back! Talking about breaking up with therapists, ghosting audiences, smoking bath bombs, trendy PRP therapy studios, Fall's arrival, Krave's suncreen, Dieux's Air Angel, dressing like you read the internet, the death of gorpcore and chore coats, and never telling someone they look good for their age.

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This week, we open the show by discussing whether Tim Walz's “white guy” tacos are actually goated, toxic masculinity and its origins explored by GQ, how Evan and Emilio express anger, breaking up with your barber, being gaslit by your therapist, "Skincare" the movie, Demi Moore in The Substance trailer, the tenets of young wealth via Monk Mode, Liam Brian, Oscar Bobby, Dr Oracle Thera cleansing foam, and more.

The fellas ruminate over whether they’ve ever wanted to undergo a nose job before diving into a Dieux unboxing, Evan’s incredible Environ purchase, Maude’s wonderful gifts, Love is Blind: Mexico, the return of the beefcaked hunk, 20-somethings planning mini-retirements, adult baby food protein pouches, celtic salt, Margin Call, HBO's Industry, posting up at the coffee shop with a 2nd display monitor and much, much more.

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The boys are back, discussing the details to their upcoming July 30 event at Lovely Day, before diving into the lookmaxxing world of Mogwarts, salmon semen in skincare and sexual health treatments, Minoxidl-infused showerheads, Goop, Act & Acre, VH1's "The Pickup Artist," Lamine Yamal, and much, much more.

If you're in NYC on July 30, come to our event at Lovely Day from 8 - 11 PM. We're giving out Soft Services buffing bars, Vinho Verde and shirts!

Read the piece mentioned in this episode:

https://www.gq.com/story/mogwarts-looksmaxing

The boys are joined by comedian Kareem Rahma (Subway Takes, Keep The Meeter Running, The Last Stop) to discuss unionizing content creators, New York big versus Mid-Western big, skincare diets, snail mucin, Cantu conditioner, going shampooless, being ready for the hair plugs, the pros to having a messy apartment, Tube Takes, Venmo culture, finding love, winging it, Hawk Tuah, Jerry Saltz, Nutrafol, and much, much more.

If you're in NYC on July 30, come to our event at Lovely Day from 8 - 11 PM. We're giving out product and shirts!

The fellas ponder whether skincare, as a consumer category, has been cooked by status symbols before diving into Kojic Acid, Evan’s new fitness journey, heart rate zones, hybrid athletes, putting the team on your back, YSL’s recent fragrance package, succumbing to the wellness algorithm, The Barkley Marathons, longevity summits with Kim K and Bryan Johnson, Justin Bieber's Mary Janes, menswear's coquettification, Carlos Saura's Marathon, being kinder, and much much more.

If you're in NYC on July 30, come to our event at Lovely Day from 8 - 11 PM. We're giving out product and shirts!

The fellas log on to discuss the latest updates in their skincare, haircare, and wellness practices before discussing NYC’s new contagious fungal infection, the ultra exclusive wellness club opening in Greenwich Village, 10AM Ginnys with the boys, Adam Melchor’s voice of an angel, and much much more. All before teasing the next Dewy Dudes event coming July 30th.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Evan edited the audio for this episode lmao so be generous

This week, we get into the culture war brewing in the skincare industry, Kiehl's latest marketing campaign, eight year olds allegedly using retinols, the bisexual kings of Challengers being the same age as Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider, Lindyman's Hydration Revolution theory, Remedy Place's "social self-care" promise, rebranding spas as recovery studios, "being the best at exercising," pelvic floor dysfunction, X-Cell Nucleotide supplements, Abbas Kiarostami's Certified Copy, Michael Cecchi-Azzolina's Your Table Is Ready and much, much more.