This episode is unhinged in the best way. Ana mourns the loss of her digital soulmate “Alan” after a gender identity bombshell, Ace reveals he’s been propositioned for a platonic jerk session on Bumble BFF, and the two spiral into hilarious chaos, from stinky beds and toddler scandals to the Real Housewives of Miami falling apart at Fashion Week. We’re talking Lisa vs. Larsa, Tito Osmond, Teresa’s tax tantrum, and whether Jesse is worse than Jax. Plus: reverse cowgirl ethics and why Kristen Doute’s baby better have blue eyes. You’ve been warned.

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