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Welcome to the Discretion Advised Covid Variety Hour! For today’s episode, John Hill is helping Marc MacNamara power through his second case of covid as they do a rapid-fire roundup of 2021's biggest pop culture moments. The two are then joined by Mercedes “MJ” Javid (Shahs of Sunset) and Josh Moore (The Gay Simple Life) for a conversation all about sex and the new year! They get into Mercedes’ vibrators, Josh’s dildos, why John used to throw up after sex, what new experiences they all had in 2021, what it’s like wearing a mask during anonymous sex, rediscovering your sexual side after giving birth, and how Mercedes films sex tapes with her husband. After a quick game that tests everyone on their 2021 trivia, Marc delivers some pornographer-approved blowjob advice that everyone should be utilizing. Beau Butler (Get. Away.) then calls in to ask John about a potential threesome and to reveal the most cringe moment he ever experienced in the Bravo Clubhouse.

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We hope you’re up-to-date on American trivia, because today’s episode sees Marc MacNamara testing an adorably clueless John Hill on some basic USA-centric quiz questions before both hosts dive into a steaming round of Thot Topics - or Thotty Toppies as John likes to call them. The hosts talk all about RuPaul’s Drag Race season 14, the casting of Maddy Morphosis, Gus Kenworthy revealing that he hooked up with Diego Sans during an episode of Coming Out Colton, if that hookup is what ended Diego and Marc’s relationship, Crunch Fitness telling its members to stop boinking in the men’s locker room, and what certain Outback Steakhouse servers are doing behind closed doors. John and Marc are then joined by Marvin Cortes (America’s Next Top Model) and Reign (Get. Away.) for an intense conversation on playing it straight, secret queer codewords, what it was like being gay in the military before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell was repealed, the fear of coming out to your family, people threatening to out Marvin before he was officially out of the closet, being treated differently over your sexuality, and if Reign will collab with John for his new OnlyFans page. After a quick game of The Whore You Know, the hosts close out the show by calling up famed celebrity stylist and longtime Janet Jackson collaborator Wayne Scot Lukas for a quick tea-spilling session on Justin Timberlake, Elton John, Tina Turner, and other iconic celebs.

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Hosts John Hill and Marc MacNamara are back! For this week’s episode, Marc is giving John a crash course on how he positions his films, John has them fill out a very personal BSDM quiz, and both hosts share their thoughts on And Just Like That, Spencer, and House of Gucci for a scorching round of Thot Topics. They are then joined by Marc’s best friend and ex-boyfriend, comedy icon Bianca Del Rio (RuPaul’s Drag Race, Everybody's Talking About Jamie) and porn star Diego Sans (Get. Away.), for a real shitty conversation on their biggest personal disasters. The four talk all about destroying an IKEA bathroom, horrifying bedroom accidents, the infamous OnlyFans video between Diego and Drag Race star Milk, that one time Bianca got way too high, Madonna’s acting career, hooking up with fans, and why Bianca vehemently despises Hocus Pocus. After playing a wild round of Bop or Slop with their guests, Marc and John take turns counting off the most outrageous disasters that have ever happened to them during a live show and even take a call from adult actor Paul Canon (Wild Weekend) on what you should do when you have an incredibly public accident in a restaurant. 

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For their first-ever episode, Marc MacNamara and John Hill are diving into PLAY: Live NYC, their thoughts on the just-announced Real Housewives of Dubai, which Sexiest Men Alive they’d rim, if James Corden should join the Wicked cast, Kieran Culkin's ass, and that one time Marc and John went on a date. The hosts are then joined by guests Margaret Josephs (The Real Housewives of New Jersey) and Bruce Beckham (The Slutty Professor) for an unpredictable conversation on Grindr, Joe Gorga’s impressive manhood, schmear, unsolicited hole pics, possible sex tapes, how to take proper nudes, unruly nose hair, hosting vs. traveling, and how Margaret’s husband maps out their sex life. After a game of Food Porn with Margaret and Bruce, the hosts list off their biggest on-set blunders and John reveals maybe a little too much about his time filming the Aubrey O'Day reality show All About Aubrey. To close out the jam-packed show, Marc and John open up the lines and take a call from someone who either sounds a lot like Erika Jayne (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) or Amy Phillips (Cook It, Spill It, Throw It: The Not-So-Real Housewives Parody Cookbook).

Step into our adult reality where we engage pop culture icons with uninhibited porn stars in revealing conversations, but we warn you - DISCRETION ADVISED. Every other Tuesday, the dirty minds behind Falcon | NakedSword bring you award-winning gay porn director Marc MacNamara and reality TV producer John Hill as they finger the pulse of pop culture. Listen while these industry insiders pull back the curtain to expose the truth behind reality television and gay porn with their honest opinions, graphic descriptions, and silly games guaranteed to keep you edging for more! Don’t say we didn’t warn you - DISCRETION ADVISED.