Don't Worry About It

K + S discuss the meaning of Thanksgiving and are reminded by Samantha’s sons that it’s not just a day of glutton. We question Target’s lenient shoplifting policy and wonder if they are intentionally welcoming theft. Subsequently Kottie confesses Lola loves a five finger discount.  Are they smarter than 6th graders? The jury’s out as Sam calls Luca for a lifeline. Lastly, Kottie becomes increasingly concerned with who will be procuring the Thanksgiving wine for Sam’s mostly sober family. 

On this week of revelations Kottie finally embraces Sam’s beloved workout. The ladies anatomize the serotonin gut connection and how meds can play a part. Later they question the lengths they would go to save an older animal and if pet insurance is friend or foe. Kottie is gifted the wine advent calendar and rocks it’s like a little baby. Samantha explains the need for labia securing underwear, and to her delight discovers there are many products already on the market. Prolon rears it ugly little head again as Kottie reminds everyone to eat your spearmint tea. 

This week needs no intro as we jump face first into the powder keg that is Sam’s flaming health tonic. Kottie has lingering effects of Ozempic’s sweet revenge. Cobain and Hawk tie the knot while Brittney spears has reminiscent thoughts. Are body scans all the rage or just a way to make you cray? Either way, Kottie and Samantha obsess about advent calendars and discover there is more than just chocolate to be had. Come with us.

This week we question the validity of the salt supplement craze and wonder if iodine is our friend. Kottie is perpetually surprised by the processed food offerings at Ralph’s. Samantha thinks her sister Jenny is a badass #unfollowme.  Kottie suspects Ted may be an intellectual prodigy after he successfully identifies his letters. Samantha runs into her friends mom at the medi-spa where they are both in the queue for Morpheus. Kottie reiterates her love for a before and after transformation but admits her portfolio consists solely of before’s. Enjoy

Kottie adds her friend and mega publicist Megan Senior to the mix. Starbucks seasonal fall offerings are sampled and Samantha throws out that pumpkin has no flavor. We learn Megan believes she’s a natural blonde despite her using bleach to maintain. Kottie jokes she would be a horrible online dater as Megan reveals her path to Mr. Right. Just when you didn’t think there could be anything better than spray paint for your grass, enter concrete coverup.  Samantha reveals she’s obsessed with knowing the price of everything and prays she’s not offensive in her pursuit. Let’s all get Oura rings and not worry about it.

Samantha stresses about her excessive use of the word “like” and expresses her desire for reform. Kottie informs us she refilled her Ozempic prescription for one last dance with the devil. “Jacques the Genie” shows up with drinks.  Samantha confesses she has the skin of a salamander, and explains she is laughably easy to offend.  Shortly followed by Kottie’s counter claim that she has no tear ducts. Teddy is outraged by the existence of commercials and Dom questions Samantha’s martial arts abilities. We really wouldn’t worry about it if we were you.

This week we are joined by fitness empress Lauren Kleban. We discuss Lauren’s trampoline method LEKFIT and how it came to be. Kottie worries she wasn’t anatomically designed for the rebounder. Lauren reveals she wishes she had a hotel home birth. Although seemingly provocatively we consider the beauty of having separate spousal quarters. Collectively the ladies converse about their attempts to safeguard their children from social media. Samantha overuses the word “like” while Kottie’s realizes that Turkeys are actually a bird. Not to be missed.

This week Kottie tells us all about her zen weekend Malibu retreat. Samantha introduces herself to The Kid LAROI and hope he thinks she’s a MILF. Kottie breakdowns her Sephora haul and shares the gems she’s discovered. Codependent? Or just a perfect child? The ladies discuss their difference in opinions on how often is too often to talk to your parents

On this fresh installment the ladies are joined by the oh so soothing LeeAnn Kreischer. Samantha drills LeeAnn about what it means to be a member of “Private Suite” at LAX and wonders if they include a swaddle and a pacifier upon induction. To Samantha’s horror we learn that Kottie likes to Disneyland with adults.  We cover the gamut of topics including wasting away in Margaritaville, lucky knives and dies, and hardcore Halloweening. We gauge interest in the Golden Bachelor and question the age parameters on dating.  LeeAnn shares the joyous memory of her first encounter with a tan accelerated Kottie.  Lastly K reiterates the importance of a good tan proclaiming “a day at the beach is better than a week in the gym”.  

This week the Ladies make a mad dash for the last remaining Halloween fan favorite 12 ft HD skeleton.  Kottie shares about her newly acquired IUD and confesses she may not know all that much about her alleged hypertension.  Samantha elaborates on her plans to sue DWP and quips about not strictly adhering to all expiration dates.  Lastly S confronts K about her facial hair and insists it must be removed.  Come at us.