As Fall approaches Samantha and Kottie discuss Halloween prep and how to get ahead of the seasonal frenzy. We also learn that Kottie has a fancy gold tooth that’s ready for a black tie gala. Samantha sips on colostrum as Kottie snacks on meat sticks and cotton in this fresh new episode.

This week we are joined by the stunning Anne Stedman.  S + K  quiz her about all the things, including eternal youth, shopping her closet, and how to sell the hell out of a dog wig. We learn that the SATS are no longer the driving factor for college entry but a good trauma story just might be. Mercury in retrograde giving you anxiety? Kottie’s high test scores shine through as she gives a very scientific explanation of the moons gravitational pull and how the oceans affect our moods. Samantha begins an inquisition about what age our kids start to think we are uncool.  Lastly Anne delivers the hard hitting fact that PERMS are the new black.

This week we are joined by Kottie’s husband and learn that his mystery stoned feeling was ultimately due to him actually being stoned. We learn that microdosing psilocybin is becoming the new normal and a good tonsillectomy might just be the key to real weight loss. Samantha questions Kottie’s sleep training plan because she might not actually have one. Later we close with a wholesome round of would you rather…

This week Kottie and Samantha have the giggles as they discuss stacked parking, time management, and Domino’s pizza. Subsequently they ponder the Taylor Swift hysteria and fear they can’t escape the FOMO. Later suspicions emerge as we discover Kottie’s husband Mike might have been inadvertently stoned. Which makes us increasingly concerned about the hardcore appeal of male driven marijuana products . Come be our bestie on this super FUN installment.

Kottie’s dreams of marrying a Dr. are finally coming true, although he might be on Sudafed. Which diet hill would you die on? And how to navigate conflicting health trends….Open sandwich or open relationship? Should you change your name to Mollen? We got you!! Riveting Health stats ensue as Samantha’s dad flexes more than his muscles.

This week we reflect on Dominic’s method portrayal of Harry Houdini. Samantha questions the Barbie craze and wonders if even the air she breathes has been Barbie branded. Kottie is ready to dip more than just a toe into botox infested waters. Lastly closing with a very important PSA on smiling.

This week we go on a deep dive with comedian Bert Kreischer (also Kottie’s older brother). Bert claims that “recovery” is more his brand than “party animal”. We question his antics and review some of his most viral videos (check out YouTube for visuals). Kottie questions new age vs tranditional medicine. Samantha attempts to wrap her head around creative content and tackling efficient delivery all while Bert wants to “murder your thirst” with a double jack on the rocks…extra rocks.

This week Kottie doesn’t seem concerned with Samantha’s pro MSG obsession. Kottie binge watches the idol with no contempt. K and S get into how they approach theme parks and the lengths they will go to skip the line. Later we learn why Kottie’s lifeguarding career was cut short. 

This week after a sodium and butter fueled birthday dinner... Samantha is experiencing extreme mom guilt following the abrupt decision to skip camp drop off of her eldest son. Kottie and Samantha discuss the challenges of trying to attain adult time while simultaneously putting their kids first. We discover Teddy may be a pyromaniac and that fire safety isn't just for Smokey the Bear. 

This week Samantha feels violated by The Weeknd in the throes of sleep-away camp preparation. Kottie admits she loves lying as she dupes her mom into believing Bette Middler has died. All while they cut to the core of self tanning and the drama of boys' haircuts. At what point does watching creepy content have a lasting effect?