This week we are joined by fitness empress Lauren Kleban. We discuss Lauren’s trampoline method LEKFIT and how it came to be. Kottie worries she wasn’t anatomically designed for the rebounder. Lauren reveals she wishes she had a hotel home birth. Although seemingly provocatively we consider the beauty of having separate spousal quarters. Collectively the ladies converse about their attempts to safeguard their children from social media. Samantha overuses the word “like” while Kottie’s realizes that Turkeys are actually a bird. Not to be missed.

This week Kottie tells us all about her zen weekend Malibu retreat. Samantha introduces herself to The Kid LAROI and hope he thinks she’s a MILF. Kottie breakdowns her Sephora haul and shares the gems she’s discovered. Codependent? Or just a perfect child? The ladies discuss their difference in opinions on how often is too often to talk to your parents

On this fresh installment the ladies are joined by the oh so soothing LeeAnn Kreischer. Samantha drills LeeAnn about what it means to be a member of “Private Suite” at LAX and wonders if they include a swaddle and a pacifier upon induction. To Samantha’s horror we learn that Kottie likes to Disneyland with adults.  We cover the gamut of topics including wasting away in Margaritaville, lucky knives and dies, and hardcore Halloweening. We gauge interest in the Golden Bachelor and question the age parameters on dating.  LeeAnn shares the joyous memory of her first encounter with a tan accelerated Kottie.  Lastly K reiterates the importance of a good tan proclaiming “a day at the beach is better than a week in the gym”.  

This week the Ladies make a mad dash for the last remaining Halloween fan favorite 12 ft HD skeleton.  Kottie shares about her newly acquired IUD and confesses she may not know all that much about her alleged hypertension.  Samantha elaborates on her plans to sue DWP and quips about not strictly adhering to all expiration dates.  Lastly S confronts K about her facial hair and insists it must be removed.  Come at us.

The ladies talk eyebrow application and disagree on what quantifies a high arch. Samantha reflects on summers with her Grandma Betty and the copious amounts of junk food she supplied. K+S discuss Thanksgivings fixings and the flesh eating waters of Florida. All while they get accidentally jacked on caffeine from canned cold brew.

As Fall approaches Samantha and Kottie discuss Halloween prep and how to get ahead of the seasonal frenzy. We also learn that Kottie has a fancy gold tooth that’s ready for a black tie gala. Samantha sips on colostrum as Kottie snacks on meat sticks and cotton in this fresh new episode.

This week we are joined by the stunning Anne Stedman.  S + K  quiz her about all the things, including eternal youth, shopping her closet, and how to sell the hell out of a dog wig. We learn that the SATS are no longer the driving factor for college entry but a good trauma story just might be. Mercury in retrograde giving you anxiety? Kottie’s high test scores shine through as she gives a very scientific explanation of the moons gravitational pull and how the oceans affect our moods. Samantha begins an inquisition about what age our kids start to think we are uncool.  Lastly Anne delivers the hard hitting fact that PERMS are the new black.

This week we are joined by Kottie’s husband and learn that his mystery stoned feeling was ultimately due to him actually being stoned. We learn that microdosing psilocybin is becoming the new normal and a good tonsillectomy might just be the key to real weight loss. Samantha questions Kottie’s sleep training plan because she might not actually have one. Later we close with a wholesome round of would you rather…

This week Kottie and Samantha have the giggles as they discuss stacked parking, time management, and Domino’s pizza. Subsequently they ponder the Taylor Swift hysteria and fear they can’t escape the FOMO. Later suspicions emerge as we discover Kottie’s husband Mike might have been inadvertently stoned. Which makes us increasingly concerned about the hardcore appeal of male driven marijuana products . Come be our bestie on this super FUN installment.

Kottie’s dreams of marrying a Dr. are finally coming true, although he might be on Sudafed. Which diet hill would you die on? And how to navigate conflicting health trends….Open sandwich or open relationship? Should you change your name to Mollen? We got you!! Riveting Health stats ensue as Samantha’s dad flexes more than his muscles.