K+S discuss their New Year’s resolutions and reflect on the year. Kottie gets iced from Lisa’s holiday party. Samantha waffles between idealist and existentialist. The ladies express their desire to be more body positive in a world full of unrealistic expectations of youth and beauty. Pass the creamer and send me an audio text. 

Longtime bestie Lisa Jammal joins K+S. We giggle about Lisa’s constant desire for a drink and the comedy of her never actually drinking it. We touch on Lisa’s barcode tattoo and suggest turning it into a QR code. Lisa reflects on her humble beginnings in PR before social media. The ladies agree that cameras are going too HD and now make you look worse than IRL. Lisa shares her IVF journey and her plans to have another set of twins. Later we learn Lola may be apart of a Russian espionage ploy. Getting slammed with December events? sending holiday cards? We got you!

Samantha goes tree shopping and is seduced by the drama of a flocked tree. Later she questions if tinsel is cool again? Kottie brings select picks from the wine advent calendar for a blind tasting, except she forgets to cover the labels. The Hollywood sign turns 100 and Sam stresses its importance as an LA landmark. Kottie plans her visit to Dr. Sam for a beauty renovation. S reflects on her Thanksgiving and quips her mother closed the night with a whiskey infused espresso. We out here. 

Joined by renowned dermatologist Dr. Nancy Samolitis, owner of Dermatology Boutique FACILE. Samantha asks a battery of burning questions. We discuss microneedling, Botox/filler, laser treatments, neck rejuvenation and much much more…Dr. Sam weighs in on it all. Kottie’s proclaims that she’ll never go makeup free because she’s been vexed by rosacea. We review a bounty of beautifully branded Facile skin products and learn how to best use them. You’ll want to hear this. 

On this special installment we are joined by designing woman and all around chic babe Brady Cunningham. We talk all things from face tape to fascia blasters. Kottie try’s to lure Brady into designing our podcast studio and is hoping she’ll foot the bill. We discuss frequently frightening childhood folklore figures and the effort it takes to keep the backstories alive. Either way we want to make your baby teeth into a charm bracelet. Come hang out!

K + S discuss the meaning of Thanksgiving and are reminded by Samantha’s sons that it’s not just a day of glutton. We question Target’s lenient shoplifting policy and wonder if they are intentionally welcoming theft. Subsequently Kottie confesses Lola loves a five finger discount.  Are they smarter than 6th graders? The jury’s out as Sam calls Luca for a lifeline. Lastly, Kottie becomes increasingly concerned with who will be procuring the Thanksgiving wine for Sam’s mostly sober family. 

On this week of revelations Kottie finally embraces Sam’s beloved workout. The ladies anatomize the serotonin gut connection and how meds can play a part. Later they question the lengths they would go to save an older animal and if pet insurance is friend or foe. Kottie is gifted the wine advent calendar and rocks it’s like a little baby. Samantha explains the need for labia securing underwear, and to her delight discovers there are many products already on the market. Prolon rears it ugly little head again as Kottie reminds everyone to eat your spearmint tea. 

This week needs no intro as we jump face first into the powder keg that is Sam’s flaming health tonic. Kottie has lingering effects of Ozempic’s sweet revenge. Cobain and Hawk tie the knot while Brittney spears has reminiscent thoughts. Are body scans all the rage or just a way to make you cray? Either way, Kottie and Samantha obsess about advent calendars and discover there is more than just chocolate to be had. Come with us.

This week we question the validity of the salt supplement craze and wonder if iodine is our friend. Kottie is perpetually surprised by the processed food offerings at Ralph’s. Samantha thinks her sister Jenny is a badass #unfollowme.  Kottie suspects Ted may be an intellectual prodigy after he successfully identifies his letters. Samantha runs into her friends mom at the medi-spa where they are both in the queue for Morpheus. Kottie reiterates her love for a before and after transformation but admits her portfolio consists solely of before’s. Enjoy

Kottie adds her friend and mega publicist Megan Senior to the mix. Starbucks seasonal fall offerings are sampled and Samantha throws out that pumpkin has no flavor. We learn Megan believes she’s a natural blonde despite her using bleach to maintain. Kottie jokes she would be a horrible online dater as Megan reveals her path to Mr. Right. Just when you didn’t think there could be anything better than spray paint for your grass, enter concrete coverup.  Samantha reveals she’s obsessed with knowing the price of everything and prays she’s not offensive in her pursuit. Let’s all get Oura rings and not worry about it.