Brother-in-law extraordinaire Jason Biggs graces the pod with a visit. Samantha researches the fasted way to Jason’s very own Hollywood Star. Kottie digs at Jason’s recent “risky trip” to Thailand and asks the tough questions. If you haven’t heard of the term “gyat” you’re welcome. Jason shares details about his hosting gig on the upcoming Blue Ribbon Baking show. Kottie wonders if the uncanny similarities between Samantha and her sister Jenny (whom Jason is married) wig him out. This episode is hands down hotter than a “three peckered dog”.

This week Samantha officially rebels against the Garmin and plans on gifting the watch prison to Jacques. To our dismay we discover that some dogs can live well into their 30’s. Samantha is compelled by her sister Jenny’s new gig selling clothes on Instagram live. Kottie remembers that it’s Leap Day and Jacques claims to have met many with this birthday. Later Kottie reveals the results of her long awaited Prenuvo scan. Followed by a discussion on the head scratching docuseries “American nightmare” and our mounting excitement for the second installment of “Dune”. We out here.

This week Kottie compares some everyday food favorites to fallopian tubes, tit milk and uterine lining.  Sam gives us a breaking news update on the French Bulldog kidnapping and the one arrest that was made. S + K  debate their budding futures at foot models on only fans, reveal the top five cakes in all of LA, Grammy looks recaps and of course, the never-ending update on Kottie’s heart-rate.

Joined by the supremely soothing Aubrey. We get to know her and her beautifully layered life journey thus far. Kottie confesses to eating a gingerbread house and jokes she’s more likely to find the body of Hoffa than Ted’s library books.  Samantha explains that “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead” might be the best family movie ever made and expresses her passion for giving the perfect gift. Kottie shares her enthusiasm for her first colonoscopy and her cutting edge vodka and hard boiled egg diet. Later the ladies brainstorm for the most innovative Valentine’s Day offerings classroom edition. Come with US!

Kottie buys Sam her very own Garmin activity watch to score her every move. On the side Kottie seems to be becoming a sleep specialist. Sam orders high end steak from Australia and thinks you should too. Swing sets forever? The answer is YES.  Lola channels Rapunzel and gets hooked on extensions. Samatha calls her sister to discuss mattress bringing storks, vintage clothes, and disappearing dog farms. If Google Lens isn’t changing your life you might not have one. 

Kottie reminisces about feeding dolphins fresh sardines with a wicked open bite. Samantha is shocked to learn Snoop Dog still smokes weed. Kottie reflects on her completed Emmy party and showcases her new hair weft. Samantha realizes threesomes don’t work… and Kottie is left wondering if turtles really can swim.