Today: A very expensive Liberal office renovation, Doug Ford is back and wants you to try the fish, A man glued his d**k shut as birth control, Olivia Rodrigo may have lifted another hit song, R Kelly is a total piece of s**t, The New Zealand Health Minister had a fun slip-up, Canada has left Afghanistan, Another whale from Marineland is in failing health, and an update from the federal election campaign trail.

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