We've loved reading the DM's from listeners - especially from a particular individual who sends us voice messages of his farts each week. Shout out to Dylan! Matt's moved house, which meant he got to roll the sleeves up and get down and dirty with a bunch of blokes in the back of a van. Unfortunately this distracted him from the most important day of the year - Ash's birthday (which he forgot).

To make matters worse for Ash, he left a poonami filled nappy in the top drawer of Macy's room, which was then cooked by the sun for the next few hours. He's also now planning a move as their house is more radioactive than Chernobyl.

We also share your best Parenting Lies and have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

• Things to do at home with toddlers that don’t involve screen time?
• How do you stop the kids eating dry/cat food from the bowl?

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