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Matt tells Jon of his latest trip to the Doctors and how a nurse played a game of using a drawing pin on his balls. 

Elsewhere we discuss the corruption that is at the heart of musical chairs, The Testicuzzi, a listener emails in an absolutely incredible lookalike of himself and Jon, Matt details his favourite new song (inspired by The Gillette jingle) and we discuss more tipping etiquette. 

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On the podcast this week... Jon tells Matt about getting a camera down the willy.

Elsewhere we discuss: Alan Carr’s Top Tip, The England International round-up, Hope, Tears, Piss and Jon's Daughter teasing him about Bielsa.

Elsewhere someone is sat in Balsa’s Stool… 

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On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss OJ Simpson and why it could lead to a new feature featuring Matt's Wife and Princess Diana and the commemorative newspaper edition.

Plus Jon delves through his teenage diaries - Find out what event led Jon to write "The day my life changed forever" 

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WE’RE BACK BABY!!!! On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their sex tips and discuss sex scenes in books.  

Elsewhere we discuss the Oasis reunion and which of the two is Liam & Noel

Also Jon admits “this is the angriest i’ve ever been about a crisp” and find out why Matt is “not a natural bath boy”

Plus after a month off Matt asks Jon: Have you missed me? 

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In the second episode this week… 

Two odd things happen as Matt attends The State Opening of Parliament

We touch again on Southgate. Will Matt still have the same affection for him if he’s managing Derby in the Premier League in 10 years time? 

It's the last Bakayo Snacka before we revert back for the new season and to commiserate we showcase our oddest suggested snack from a listener 

The Curse of Matt Forde returns as a listener emails in about a SECOND deceased dog. 

And we want your emails for next week’s DOWN THE DOG AWARDS - Send us in your made up categories and nominations 

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On the 1st episode this week Matt & Jon discuss primarily the Euros Final and Matt admits to emailing Gareth Southgate begging him to stay.

Elsewhere:

• The boys discuss why Jon is like Marc Cucurella.
• Matt's Mum singing Karaoke.
• Jon mentions some odd '8 out of 10 Does Countdown' promo he was asked to tweet out this week.
• We put out another call to the technologically gifted patrons of The Dog.
• Why Bielsa and Marsch united for a common cause.
• There's a Hymn update.
• And a Swansong for Jack Grealish who reads his final greatest speeches of our time. 

Also we detail why Mayo on chips IS WRONG And we ask "DO WE HAVE ANY BELGIAN LISTENERS????"

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This week:

We round up England v Netherlands and why ‘Plastic cups took one hell of a beating’

It’s a day for positivity but Jon mentions ‘two things that can sod off’ and why bread is like Gareth Southgate 

Fordey’s Hyperbole returns, there’s some emails that nearly make Jon cry, we chat hymns AND someone tries to visit The Dog. 

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Recorded the morning after England book their place in the semi finals we reflect on the big question: If England win the tournament - should Southgate stay or go? 

We also touch on election night and the new Labour Government.

There’s a new insult in the Dog- "Half Pint and a Lentil Bolognese”

We ask: Do you have your mum’s mouth or your dad’s mouth? 

We want you to remix a hymn on the podcast and tell us your favourite for Matt to sing next week. 

And there’s a Dog of the Week and a Bastard of the week. 

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On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde...

Play a new game: ‘Guess What Slop Is In My Belly?’

Matt and The Landlord report back from Glastonbury

We sum up the last two England Games

Jack Grealish returns to read a speech from Independence Day

and Matt reveals why he has beef with people ‘suffering’ with Coulrophobia. 

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On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss...

Hot Improv 

Scotland’s exit from the Euros and how every couple north of the border could help.

The problem with your age. 

The England teams obsession with fishing and Kane's repost to Gary Lineker

Why Jon’s new tour could be called The MegaloJon

We ask: Were you ‘shagging’ in a pool before Jon walked in - email in if it was you. 

AND Future Egg returns to comment on the swimming pool incident and gives another prediction.

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