We kick off this episode on a sad note as Ash reveals the local meth-head in his neighbourhood has been arrested. This comes after he decided to bring a samurai sword to the park on the weekend (the meth-head not Ash). 

Matt wins shit parent of the week after Lola's mysterious screams turned out to be a perforated ear drum. Also, Lola's dummy addiction has reached new heights as she now needs to take 5 to bed with her in order to sleep. The solution? More dummies...

We have a brand new segment thanks to Budgy Smuggler that celebrates the average parents out there and have a crack at answering your parenting questions:

• How should you react when your kid swears - how can one not laugh and discipline at the same time?
• Whats the strangest dinner you’ve fed your child?

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