Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

There was another attempt to assassinate Trump and it seems like a million years ago, Mossad executed a multi-step plan to take out Hezbollah leadership and a lot of d*cks were blown off, Olivia Nuzzi aggressively sends nudes to RFK Jr., P. Diddy and a pyramid scheme of pedos, China passes off Chows as Pandas, Gen Z discovers Hitler, and Dick Cheney endorses Kamala.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

7:11 - The Making of a Lot of Eunuchs

10:31 - Sheath & Caliber

12:48 - Electile Dysfunction

14:51 - Weather

15:16 - Pedos Everywhere

20:28 - Get Rekt China

21:38 - Quest & BON CHARGE

24:04 - Gen Z Discovers

25:30 - Breaking Bridget

39:10 - Phetasy News

39:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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This one was unhinged. So many great moments that must remain behind the paywall!

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"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get out of your head. Trump & Kamala go head-to-head. 9/11 earnestness is impossible, proving the terrorists won. All the "everything is a psy-op" people like Dave Rubin and Tim Pool are exposed as Russian dupes and being part of a psy-op, the trans porn singularity, and Bridget is Broken.

Watch the Premiere on YouTube and join the LIVE CHAT at 1pm.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

14:12 - Sheath & Caliber

16:59 - What Is Happening

18:14 - Russia So Russian

22:40 - Weather

23:05 - Matriarchy So Crafty

25:19 - Quest & BON CHARGE

27:43 - Breaking Bridget

34:01 - Phetasy News

34:36 - The Internet Is Glorious

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They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats remixes & Bridget is broken.

New episode SUNDAY 9/15/24 at 1pm CT. Join us for the Premiere on YouTube and take part in the live chat!

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Democrats pulled a switcheroo, Biden's out, Kamala's in, but what does she actually stand for? RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard join Trump's team. Americans ignore the fact that all of their social security numbers have been stolen. Revisiting the most fun, viral moments of the Olympics. The Taliban bans women from speaking in public because apparently men are incapable of controlling themselves. And Bridget marvels at the spin cyclone trying to make us believe that Kamala is something new and different.

0:00 - President-In-Waiting

15:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

17:24 - Sheath & Caliber

19:56 - Important Stories That Were Ignored

20:26 - Weather

20:53 - The Olympics

24:50 - Patriarchy So Crafty

28:53 - Quest & BON CHARGE

31:26 - Breaking Bridget

40:47 - Phetasy News

42:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We’re back! We lost Hope, Bridget is dead inside, but we return to the Dumpster Fire.

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch SATURDAY 8/31/24 at 1pm CT. Join us for the Premiere on YouTube and take part in the live chat!

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The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel culture, New York discovers trash cans, Bridget's hatred of wind farms in the ocean, why the Democrats deserve to lose, the scandal of the Biden cover up, and the RNC with Kid Rock, Dana White, Hulk Hogan & Trump

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

13:42 - Electile Dysfunction

18:31 - Quest & Sheath Underwear

20:54 - Cancelled

23:53 - Weather

24:25 - Dumpster Diving

27:21 - BON CHARGE

28:47 - Breaking Bridget

35:47 - Update

44:50 - Phetasy News

46:24 - The Internet Is Glorious

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So much has happened, we can’t keep up, but we do our best.

This unedited version is vastly different from the edited version, so enjoy the comparison!

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 7/21/24

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Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction

15:13 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:16 - Sheath Underwear

17:24 - Capitalism Always Wins

21:04 - Weather

21:26 - Siri, Please Take My Life

23:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE

25:47 - Dumpster Diving

26:58 - Breaking Bridget

34:30 - Phetasy News

35:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The ranting will continue until morale improves.

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 7/7/24

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