Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed a Colombian paramilitary group and Disney continues its destruction of the Star Wars franchise with The Acolyte. Climate change LARPers spray paint Stonehenge, the Surgeon General tries to warn about the dangers of social media, that Amazon tribe was NOT addicted to porn, and the mainstream media tries to gaslight us into believing we don't all know what a senile old man looks like.

0:00 - Senile-In-Chief

4:26 - This F*ckin Guy

5:20 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:55 - Sprained My Eyes

10:55 - Sheath Underwear

12:07 - Parade of Morons

14:32 - Weather

14:57 - Okay, Boomer

18:29 - Beyond Parody

21:13 - Quest & BON CHARGE

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

27:18 - Breaking Bridget

33:10 Phetasy News

33:55 - Internet Is Glorious

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Why do they insist on ruining Star Wars?

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 6/23/24

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Did Biden poop his pants in Normandy? Trump has been convicted, now what? If the Ayatollah and Al Qaeda are commending you are you really on the right side of history? Hamas Girl Summer has a fashion line, Queers for Palestine can't make up their minds, lesbians are being banned from lesbian dating apps for saying no to penises, Amazon tribe gets hooked on porn, and Bridget rants about Fauci.

0:00 - Senile-In-Charge

3:49 - Troll Convicted

10:11 - Bridget's Standup Appearances

13:00 - What Is Happening?

15:06 - Hamas Girl Summer

18:37 - Sheath Underwear

19:43 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

22:33 - Nothing Matters

24:15 - Weather

25:02 - WOMEN!

29:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE

31:32 - Dumpster Diving

37:42 - Breaking Bridget

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Dumpster Fire is always a wild ride, this one more than most!

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 6/9/24

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Your racist grandpa yelling at your senile grandpa, aka the Trump v Biden debates, there was a b*tch fight In Congress, when AI suffers from depression, racist liberals, helicopter crashes, and Bridget's full Texas mom transition.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

7:47 - What Is Happening?

12:35 - Sheath Underwear

13:40 - Karma's A Bitch

15:57 - Weather

16:38 - WOMEN!

21:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:04 - Parade of Morons

29:03 - BON CHARGE

30:19 - Dumpster Diving

33:18 - Breaking Bridget

37:08 - Phetasy News

39:18 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Bridget was off the rails on this one.

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 5/26/24

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Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders either have brain worms or wear diapers, and Bridget reviews the Brady roast.

0:00 - Hamas Girl Summer

9:21 - This F*ckin Guy

15:15 - Sheath Underwear

16:37 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

20:35 - Parade of Morons

23:09 - Weather

23:51 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

25:16 - Comedy's Last Stand

29:32 - BON CHARGE

30:50 - Dumpster Diving

33:56 - Breaking Bridget

37:34 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Comedy is back, baby! Punching in all directions.

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 5/12/24

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What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to cook a turkey? Are the kids and the furries teaming up to troll us all?

0:00 - What Is Happening

6:35 - Senile-In-Chief

14:02 - Get Rekt, China

15:45 - Sheath Underwear

17:56 - Weather

18:22 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

20:30 Dumpster Diving

22:56 - Bridget Appearances

26:26 - Breaking Bridget

35:05 - Phetasy News

37:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

Check out Dissident Dialogues

Tulsi Gabbard's episode of Walk-Ins Welcome -

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Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse?

0:00 - Troll Indicted

4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out

7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty

9:56 - Weather

10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life

13:17 - BON CHARGE

14:34 - Dumpster Diving

17:39 - Breaking Bridget

22:16 - Phetasy News

22:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

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