Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a deep state plant. And Gen Z discovers loud budgeting.

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0:00 - Introduction

0:50 - What Is Happening?

4:54 - Join Phetasy

5:57 - America's Too Fat For A Civil War

9:25 - Sheath Underwear

10:25 - Russia So Russian

15:05 - Sprained My Eyes

19:18 - Capitalism Always Wins

22:46 - Weather

24:13 - WOMEN!

26:12 - We're All Gonna Die

28:02 - Gen Z Discovers

30:17 - Dumpster Diving

32:41 - Breaking Bridget

37:55 - Phetasy News

40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The diaper people are coming.

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 2/11/24

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Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Independent Contractor decree going to f*ck you? Will Bridget finally admit this is a news show?

0:00 - Introduction

1:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

11:16 - Parade of Morons

14:35 - Sheath & CrowdHealth

16:50 - Important Stories We're NOT Ignoring (But Everyone Else Is)

25:46 - Weather

26:55 - BDE

28:40 - Dumpster Diving

31:17 - Breaking Bridget

39:52 - Phetasy News

43:10 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Links:

Whitney Webb Article - Wall Street’s Takeover of Nature Advances with Launch of New Asset Class

Carol Roth Article - A grassroots victory against Wall Street and green tyranny

AB5 Employment Result

The Independent Contractor Rule goes National

Kevin Kiley on Walk-Ins Welcome - AB5 Going National Will Be A Disaster

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Do you know what NACs are? Bridget tries to explain.

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 1/20/24

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What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:14 - Troll-In-Exile

4:47 - What Is Happening?

11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Get Rekt, China

20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth

23:17 - Weather

23:38 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:29 - Dumpster Diving

25:42 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

31:20 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount ----------------------------------------------------------------------

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What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars

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Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade industry? Who's going to buy Bridget the physical Trump Trading card?

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0:00 - Introduction

0:31 - Troll-In-Exile

4:38 - Join Phetasy

5:58 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

7:16 - Hypocrisy On Fire

11:10 - Sheath Underwear

12:14 - Capitalism Always Wins

16:05 - Weather

17:17 - CrowdHealth & How Rico Saved Santa

19:26 - No End In Pandemic

22:04 - Ye So Cray-Ye

22:57 - Gen Z Discovers

26:00 - Dumpster Diving

30:18 - Breaking Bridget

36:20 - Phetasy News

39:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, The Night That Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

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- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount

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Get your tickets to see Dave Yates live on New Year's Eve Day in New York City! - https://bit.ly/DaveYatesNYEComedy

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

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Meet Bridget’s alter-ego Denise.

The final edit will drop Sunday 12/17.

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Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget's nemesis?

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Chapters:

0:00 - Introduction

0:34 - Make Orwell Fiction Again

5:14 - BDE Award

7:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

16:01 - Sheath Underwear

17:10 - Everything Is Racist

19:03 - What Is Happening?

20:00 - Weather

20:43 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

24:02 - The Night Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth

26:06 - Capitalism Always Wins

28:07 - Gen Z Discovers

31:01 - Dumpster Diving

33:43 - Breaking Bridget

38:23 - Phetasy News

40:21 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, The Night That Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth!

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER

- Get your copy of The Night That Rico Saved Santa - https://amzn.to/3T31ewF

- Pay large healthcare bills without insurance with CrowdHealth - https://bit.ly/df-crowdhealth and use the code BRIDGET for discount

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Get your tickets to see Dave Yates live on New Year's Eve Day in New York City! - https://bit.ly/DaveYatesNYEComedy

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company. We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

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Every Dumpster Fire is a miracle.

The final edit will drop Sunday 12/3 on the Phetasy YouTube channel.

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