Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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A lot of on-the-fly changes on this one.

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 4/21/24

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All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred.

0:00 - Old-In-Chief

5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy

10:44 - Sheath Underwear

11:54 - Cool Science Sh*t

20:02 - Weather

20:24 - You're Not Crazy

22:00 - Gen Z Discovers

24:50 - HaHa Hot Sauce

25:44 - Dumpster Diving

30:16 - Breaking Bridget

40:02 - Phetasy News

42:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Watch Norm Macdonald Rip on O.J. -

Get Moon Pilled -

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The most perfect description of an Erehwon you’ve ever heard.

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 4/14/24

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Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020.

0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:42 - WOMEN!

9:25 - RIP Lizzo

11:26 - What Is Happening?

14:20 - Weather

14:47 - BON CHARGE

16:07 - Parade of Morons

19:45 - Gen Z Discovers

21:30 - Dumpster Diving

22:32 - Breaking Bridget

27:06 - Phetasy News

29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

Watch the full Normal World Neuralink sketch featuring Bridget -

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Finally, the proper use of they/them!

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 4/7/24

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Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Middleton, all to distract us from the war on small business as explained by Carol Roth.

0:00 - Troll-In-Exile

4:37 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

9:49 - WOMEN!

13:06 - Sheath Underwear

14:12 - Patriarchy So Crafty

19:22 - Weather

20:04 - What Is Happening

24:55 - Factor & BON CHARGE

27:33 - Gen Z Discovers

29:32 - Dumpster Diving

31:28 - Breaking Bridget

42:56 - Phetasy News

43:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Dylan Mulvaney, Kate Middleton & Bowser

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 3/24/24

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How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun?

0:00 - WOMEN!

8:15 - Old-In-Chief

9:49 - Troll-In-Exile

11:39 - Get Rekt China

15:37 - Sheath Underwear

16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

18:35 - Weather

18:59 - Never Woke Enough

20:13 - The Unwokening

23:29 - BON CHARGE

24:39 - Dumpster Diving

26:06 - Breaking Bridget

30:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Read Bridget's Sydney Sweeney article - https://thespectator.com/topic/sydney-sweeney-boobs-back-culture-glorification/

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What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars.

0:00 - Introduction

0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins

6:51 - We're Living In A South Park

14:14 - RIP/BDE

15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

16:28 - Sheath Underwear

17:29 - Never Woke Enough

19:48 - Weather

20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life

25:40 - Manscaped & Factor

27:57 - Beyond Parody

30:34 - Dumpster Diving

31:45 - Breaking Bridget

37:32 - Phetasy News

38:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

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So many rants, so little time.

New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 2/25/24

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